Use My Word

[WeegieWoman]

My niece has just set off on an asian cruise for 7 months as an on-board performer, i hope she doesn't get cabin fever 

 

Sea 

[Wee fluffy me]

??A sailor went to sea, sea, sea, to see what he could see, see, see. But all that he could see, see, see, was the bottom of the deep blue sea , sea, sea....??

 

 

Rhyme

 

 

 

 

[beazel]

No need to rhyme when writing a Haiku.

 

ransom

[CAquitter]

The bank executive was held for ransom.

 

guitar

[notsmokinjo]

Cort imports the blackwood they use for guitars from the Otway ranges in Victoria, Australia.

 

Harvest

 

 

[Sslip]

The harvest festival seemed to be a big event when I was in school, but I hear little about it now. 

 

Moon

[notsmokinjo]

I bet @Sslip never got in trouble for chuckin a moon out the school bus window.

 

Punishment

[beazel]

Maybe his punishment was eating balut for supper.

 

copper

[notsmokinjo]

I don't think he'd have enough copper in his spine let alone steel to take that punishment.

 

Tease

[jillar]

I like to tease hubby about that thing that dangled from his nose at a party

 

Stupendous

[Sslip]

I have a stupendous headache this morning. Thank heavens for paracetamol, sometimes the drugs do work.

 

Advice

[Wee fluffy me]

I am currently taking advice from my good friends Weegie and slippy on where the sun has gone..

 

 

Shy

[Sslip]

The sun hasn't gone away, it's just feeling a little shy this morning.

 

Spring

[Wee fluffy me]

Now everybody says it's spring but nobody has told my plants that, they are still sleeping..!!

 

 

Frosty

[Sslip]

I got a frosty reception when I asked the vegan society if I could still have milkshakes.

 

Dairy

[Wee fluffy me]

So, I went down to the dairy for a pint of full fat milk but would you believe the cows have went all "healthy choices" and only produce almond, soya or coconut milk these days.! ???

 

 

Buzzword

[Sslip]

I'm too old for new buzzwords, can't the English language wait a bit while I catch up?

 

Dinosaur

[Wee fluffy me]

The older I get the more of a dinosaur I feel. I see myself as a diplodocus ?..

 

 

 

Creaking

[Sslip]

I thought the bedroom floor was creaking when I got up this morning, then I realised it was my knees.

 

Liar

[Wee fluffy me]

Oops I would like to believe you but I think you are a liar and are actually as fit as a butcher's dog (that's impressive for an auld codger)?

 

 

Jest

[Sslip]

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

 

Lucky

 

 

[Wee fluffy me]

Well I have downloaded my calorie counting app and managed to blow my intake before 3pm, lucky for me today was just a trial run.. !!

 

 

Torture

[Sslip]

Eating sensibly is only torture if you can't convince yourself lettuce is a treat.

 

Delusion

[notsmokinjo]

Shane is living under the delusion that Brussel sprouts are not the second best vegie after potatos.

 

Victory

[Sslip]

Jo's victory is a hollow one, as she's aware I get to play cricket for the next 4 months. 

 

Summer