*** BREAKING NEWS ***

[notsmokinjo]

*** Sslip Out of Sticks Line Up ...... Sticks 2018 Season in Doubt ***

 

Word has it that the Sticks newbie and 2018 team lynch pin, Sslip is out indefinitely due to wounds obtained during yesterdays epic battle in Chicks or Sticks. 

 

After a gruelling eight hours and 18 pages of to-ing and fro-ing Sslip was left a bloody and battered mess at the hands of the chicks. In a battle that resembled the trenches of the first world war Sslip stood to the last, valiantly defending the sticks position before he fell. There are rumours around that Sslip should recieve a VC for his efforts on the field however more importantly questions must be answered by the top brass in the Sticks camp. How was a mere newbie, who was barely tested, be allowed to be left un-supported and alone during such a crucial battle. Just how could a lead of +16 we dwindled away to an eventual loss. Who should be hanging there heads in shame? Just where were his fellow Sticks and why was he left hanging out to dry?

 

Confidential sources have it that the commissioner has asked for an enquiry to be launched to rule out a severe case of match fixing as certain members of the Sticks camp have been seen driving around the boards in new super cars. How much money was wagered against the sticks is not quite clear but there are distinct signs that there was a choreographed avoidance of the thread yesterday to ensure a Chicks win. How much and Who had money on themselves, the whole train wants to know? When contacted about these allegations of match fixing, gambling and newbie neglect Wispers, Bakon, Mr. Titwanker and Reci were all unavailable for comment.

 

Finally, the word from Sslip's management is that he will be out until such time as he obtains a medical clearance. Sslip's absence from the Sticks line up is a much needed season boost for the flailing Chicks. 

 

Edited March 16, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Sslip]

PMSL

 

I have no further comment to make at this stage of proceedings, although I have gained access to confidential pictures of Reci arriving at the inquest. It also appears Jillar's family has been in on the act.

 

          

 

Any further comments will be issued by my representatives.

[jillar]

[Joe7]

Great post Jo, and great follow up Shane.

[Reciprocity]

7 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

 

 

 

Sorry about that buddy but ..... someone had to take the fall. Sleep it off. You'll be good to go by morning!

 

We were just following in the footsteps of our sports legends

Oops .......... perhaps I've said too much?

[notsmokinjo]

**** BREAKING NEWS  * BREAKING NEWS * BREAKING NEWS ****

 

** SANCTITY OF SACRED BASTION BREECHED BY BUNNY’S LOOP HOLE **

 

Sorties into the Sticks’ sacred bastion, Babe of the Day, have always been met with swift resistance and rallying of the troops and a prompt shutting down of those pesky Chick interlopers. Firm reprimands and outright threats have seen all those who wished to infiltrate quickly driven off. Who really wants to be thrown from a moving train? Her highness, the lovely Lady Doreen has been tolerated due to her benevolence (and administrative clout) but all other Chicks have been given quick shift to move along. All other chicks that is, until Jillar the Wonder Bunny. Or is she really a bunny boiler?

 

Jillar’s first attack to the status quo came earlier this month however her initial incursion seems to have been just a testing of the waters. Things intensified last Wednesday with a rather delicious babe of the beef cake variety being posted. Despite some attempts to cast aspersions as to his sexuality it quickly became clear the Chicks don’t really care who he’s batting for as long as he looks lickable likeable. To say the Sticks weren’t too pleased with this pollution of their wank bank would be putting it mildly. There were some grumblings and rampant postings to move the offending image along but alas (for the sticks) Wednesday was just the first volley and a consistent daily posting of Babe’s that come complete with their own bat and balls.

Boo et al have been most perturbed by this change to their beloved thread. Confidential sources have confirmed that this diversification of a thread they hold sacred has led to many tears but fear not they all had Kleenex close at hand. While its clear that complaints have been made through the official channels and the Chicks, led by Jillar, have been asked to desist and create their own thread the standoff continues. Jillar, quite correctly, pointed out that nowhere does the thread (in name, tags or instructional first post) indicate that it is a Chick of the Day thread, only a Babe of the Day. She has in fact committed no infractions. Management and the Commissioner are yet to wade into the debate as the Sticks so far have either conceded to logic or maintained the stance of whinging but not debating the issue.

 

Speaking of those waving the white flag, confidential sources have also confirmed there are those in the Sticks camp not happy with a certain scarred white tiger who openly accepted Jillar’s defence that Babe of the Day meant blokes too. Yes it’s a technicality and a loop hole (trust the bunny to find the hole, that rascally rabbit) but his public acceptance of it has severely diminished any future defence the Sticks may need to mount should this escalate.

 

What fails to be seen is if Boo and his boys retaliate or challenge Jillar’s seemingly smooth incursion and habitation of the thread? Will there be repercussions for her audacity? How will Whispers waving of the white flag be dealt with???  Watch this space for updates as the story develops.

Edited March 19, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Whispers]

LMFAO, good stuff. I just hope we dont have any transgender who post their type of "Babe" in that thread! Not that there is anything wrong with that( in my Jerry Seinfeld voice)

[jillar]

OMG, this is hysterical!  You definitely need to look into  a writing job

[notsmokinjo]

56 minutes ago, Whispers said:

LMFAO, good stuff. I just hope we dont have any transgender who post their type of "Babe" in that thread! Not that there is anything wrong with that( in my Jerry Seinfeld voice)

I'm just surprised that Reci hasn't been postin his kinda Babe, LA LA lah 

Edited March 19, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[jillar]

Ahh, I was looking for one thread and found this. Such fun memories....

[notsmokinjo]

Omfg....you liking a comment in the COSA bought me here....ahh the memories. 

[Doreensfree]

Priceless !!!!.....

We have had so fun along the way .....I've pee,d my pants on a few occasions....

A great find Jillar in the back of the cupboard....