Confessions

[Boo]

2 hours ago, jillar said:

Confession: I have never been able to see how many licks it takes to get to the middle of a tootsie pop because I bite it prematurely

 

Confession: It took a lot of restraint on my part not to make a dirty joke after reading that.

[notsmokinjo]

1 hour ago, Boo said:

 

Confession: It took a lot of restraint on my part not to make a dirty joke after reading that.

Confession:  Me too mate, me too.

[Whispers]

That was wide open... lol

[Wee fluffy me]

I have nothing to confess.....

[JB 883]

Wow, just like the old thread with this name - what DEEP, SHOCKING, PERSONAL confessions.

People are really spilling it here.

[notsmokinjo]

48 minutes ago, Wee fluffy me said:

I have nothing to confess.....

Cos your an open book or just that frickin pure.

[Whispers]

20 minutes ago, Jetblack said:

Wow, just like the old thread with this name - what DEEP, SHOCKING, PERSONAL confessions.

People are really spilling it here.

Well, whats your confession?

[notsmokinjo]

Confession: sometimes I think it would be worth the assault charge to punch some people in the face really frickin hard.

[Reciprocity]

I almost embarrassed to say ................ I have no idea what a fava bean is!

 

Gotta have Bacon & Onions with the liver though IMO. Bring out the Ketchup too. Liver is such a texture thing I think. You either love it ( with what ever accompaniments you require) or just just plain hate it. There's not mid-way point on liver

[notsmokinjo]

Flava brans are aka broad beans... You need Neva be embarrassed again. 

Livers also need to be a little pink in the middle...so wrong when they're over cooked.

Edited March 15, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Reciprocity]

1 hour ago, notsmokinjo said:

Confession: sometimes I think it would be worth the assault charge to punch some people in the face really frickin hard.

[Whispers]

13 minutes ago, reciprocity said:

I almost embarrassed to say ................ I have no idea what a fava bean is!

 

Gotta have Bacon & Onions with the liver though IMO. Bring out the Ketchup too. Liver is such a texture thing I think. You either love it ( with what ever accompaniments you require) or just just plain hate it. There's not mid-way point on liver

I used a Hannibal reference .... But i LOVE liver

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

Just now, Whispers said:

I used a Hannibal reference .... But i LOVE liver

 

 

 

I knew that but I was humouring Reci, he has man flu so we need to be nice to him to help his recovery. ?

[Whispers]

I pretty much knew you and jillar got that

[notsmokinjo]

4 minutes ago, Whispers said:

I pretty much knew you and jillar got that

 

4 minutes ago, Whispers said:

I pretty much knew you and jillar got that

Cos we ate chicks an that makes us awesome yeah?!

[Reciprocity]

10 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

 

I knew that but I was humouring Reci, he has man flu so we need to be nice to him to help his recovery. ?

 

What do you mean you have to go to work?

Who's going to look after me?

[Wee fluffy me]

9 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

Cos your an open book or just that frickin pure.

 The latter...  I am as pure as the driven snow..

 

You're amazed right.. but  close your mouth.. it's rude to dribble and stare .

[Jenny]

On 3/5/2018 at 7:26 PM, jillar said:

A place to get things off your chest. Our friend JimHannoonen is the original author of this fun thread. I'll start with the first confession I did at our old board....

Confession: I smell my socks every night after I take them off and again in the morning before I put them in the hamper.

I keep coming here to post something but I just end up reading this one again.....I'm a competitive person and well, I got nothing. 

[notsmokinjo]

Confession: I told the kid if she didn't barrack for the Saintas she had to sleep in the backyard and she's too scarred to invite friends over for a sleep over cos if they don't barrack for the Saintas they will have to sleep in the yard.... Winning for me , twice!!!!!!!

 

[barry]

I farted

[babs609]

Confession:  For years I thought the line in Steve Miller Bands Jet Airliner was...

"Big ole Jet had a light on"

 

[NADA]

15 minutes ago, barry said:

I farted

 

Heavens to Betsy......how disgraceful!!!!!!!!

[barry]

12 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

Confession: I told the kid if she didn't barrack for the Saintas she had to sleep in the backyard and she's too scarred to invite friends over for a sleep over cos if they don't barrack for the Saintas they will have to sleep in the yard.... Winning for me , twice!!!!!!!

 

 FYI:  I went to go google the "not words" in here:  barrack and Saintas.  Alas, neither actually exist on google  (unless you're using "barrack" as "a sleeping place for soldiers"), so I have to ask you to translate for me, please?

[jillar]

Confession for today (yes I have many...)

 

I ate the last moon pie but I let my brother get in trouble for it  

[Whispers]

Sometimes i read status updates thru my feed on social media and want to stick a fork in my eye