Confessions

[Rozuki]

On 9/27/2020 at 5:29 PM, Boo said:

 

For as long as I can remember, my dad always says "I need to go see a man about a dog" before going into the bathroom.

 

I know what he intends to do when he says it, but still don't have a clue what that saying actually means.

 

My Dad always said the same thing!!! 

[notsmokinjo]

3 hours ago, Doreensfree said:

Maybe I will have just one sleeve ....lol....

Make it sleeveless and call it a vest.

 

Confession: I can't wait for menopause.

[Doreensfree]

I have been asked to dog sit baby pup Louis....the week ..

He's been fretting badly today ....so he need,s to spend day time with me ....

Confession........I'm delighted ...he the most cutest guy ...we will have fun time .!!!...

[jillar]

Confession: these edibles are so yummy it's hard to just eat one. Just had a delightful banana cream candy

[jillar]

Confession: I can't ever say cinnamon correctly the first time I try. It usually takes three or four times of saying it until it comes out right

[notsmokinjo]

Confession: I might have used some connections to make sure my daughter's school was one of the 150 chosen in Australia to take part in a NASA space seed research project and I don't even feel the slightest bit guilty that there may have been a more deserving school that might have missed out.

[jillar]

Confession: I've been trying @BKP's dainty dabbing and have found it to be quite pleasing to the buttocks....

[Doreensfree]

Good for you !!!!

[Boo]

There were two complimentary magazines in my mailbox this afternoon: American Rifleman and Farm World.

 

Confession: I'm a little paranoid that the United States Postal Service has profiled me as some kind of gun toting bumpkin.  It's not that they're wrong, I just wonder how they found out.

[Doreensfree]

Well I might have just mentioned it by passing .!!!

[Doreensfree]

I've got a sore on my nose ....Thank you mask  !!!.....

[jillar]

Put a bra on yesterday for the first time in I don't know how long now then realized I don't need to wear a bra to go out to the backyard....

[jillar]

Well I did it, after five years of having a FB account I sent my first friend request to my sister today because I'm really missing her and now I'm being bombarded by "people I might know" So after accepting two requests i now have three friends

 

[jillar]

Spoiler

 

[Boo]

I watched "A Recipe for Seduction" last night.

 

Sugar Britches was trying to explain it to me and I couldn't quite wrap my head around it.  "It's a Lifetime Network short movie that's being made by Kentucky Fried Chicken" she said.  "Do what now?" I responded.  "It's a love triangle where a woman is engaged to a rich guy but falls in love with Colonel Sanders" she explained..."Colonel Sanders is being played by Mario Lopez."  "That guy from Saved by the Bell?" I asked.

 

If you enjoy the kind of show that is so bad it's good, you just might like this one.  It was unintentionally funny.

 

[jillar]

Confession: I have never owned a male dog because it grosses me out when they lick and slurp on their junk....

[Boo]

15 hours ago, jillar said:

Confession: I have never owned a male dog because it grosses me out when they lick and slurp on their junk....

 

Reminds me of that old Lewis Grizzard joke...

 

Bubba and Earl see a dog licking himself.

 

Bubba says: : Dadgum, I wish I could do that!

 

Earl says: Bubba, that dog would bite you.

[jillar]

Confession: I tried but just couldn't keep watching Space Jam

[jillar]

Confession: I went from size 1 to size 5 jeans since last January, totally skipping size 3 somehow....

[Reciprocity]

4 hours ago, jillar said:

Confession: I went from size 1 to size 5 jeans since last January, totally skipping size 3 somehow....

What the .......

I'm at like size 32 

[jillar]

@reciprocity, size 5 would be about 26.5 waist lol

[jillar]

Confession: the other night the Thin Mints were calling out to me so I ate one whole pack and its looking like the other pack is fixin to get eaten tonight....

 

[Doreensfree]

Confession ....I've just moved my living room furniture backward,s and forwards in two days ...

[Boo]

I get excited over far more simple things these days.

 

This afternoon I saw a farmer I recognize setting up his tables downtown.  This guy has the best fruits and vegetables.  I helped him unload his truck and made small talk about strawberries.

 

Now that I'm in good with the farmer, he said he would set aside a few items just for us...SCORE!

[jillar]

Confession: I'm so sick of all the different design shows where the designers say their remodel is "stunning".

Stunning is the Northern Lights or a beautiful sunrise/set its not the blue lower and white upper cabinets in the kitchen or the tiled fireplace that goes to the ceiling