Confessions

[notsmokinjo]

I have an addiction to ...omg its like literary porn.. Reading Dlck Frances books.. That's right I've confessed now.

[notsmokinjo]

Sometimes I sit in the lounge room with my headphones and no sound playing just so I can avoid conversations with the kid and the housemates.

[notsmokinjo]

Isn't it strange that all the Turkish delight eggs ended up on my pile.

[notsmokinjo]

I get a tear everytime they play the flag song and if the athlete tears up, even if its not my country, I sorta loose it.

[jillar]

Confession: I don't like outie belly buttons. 

[Reciprocity]

On 4/3/2018 at 7:31 PM, notsmokinjo said:

Isn't it strange that all the Turkish delight eggs ended up on my pile.

[Sslip]

I prefer Jerusalem to God Save The Queen

[notsmokinjo]

56 minutes ago, Sslip said:

I prefer Jerusalem to God Save The Queen

 

OMG yes... we did frickin Blake in year 9 lit and our cool as teacher got us to listen to both Billy Brags version and a choir version... shits all over God Shave the Queen.... 

 

OK... I like our Flag Song better than Waltzing Matilda (which is basically a song about thievery, social hierarchy and inequality and suicide)

 

[notsmokinjo]

I have to like every NOPE...I can't help myself, its like a compulsion and if I don't check every hour or so for new nopes to like I get all jittery.

[notsmokinjo]

(Just hiding me Straya card in my john grundies so nunya buggers can take it off me cos.....)

 

I frucking hate the Aussie sport chant Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oi,oi,oi,.... I mean I hate it with a frickin passion... It is so immature. And unimaginative and just pathetic really... No class at all, what so ever.

 

 

Edited April 13, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[notsmokinjo]

OK... @jillar here is my weird and gross sock confession... I hate socks, can't stand them, they make my feet feel all icky... I can tolerate toe socks, you know those ones with a separate little pocket for each toe BUT they can not be matching... because that's bad luck... yes I know it is completely irrational for a 41 year old to have a phobia about wearing matching socks because it is bad luck but I will seriously have a panic attack.... so, i will either wear odd stripy toe socks OR I will go sock-less... as a result those few shoes I own that aren't thongs need to be kept outside as the are bio-hazards.

[jillar]

I didn't even know they still made toe socks! Lol

[barry]

On 5/3/2018 at 11:46 PM, jillar said:

I didn't even know they still made toe socks! Lol

 

I was impressed you didn’t comment on her wearing thongs on her feet!

[barry]

Confession:  I’ve watched so much ice hockey, on tv and in person, that I know all the words to “O Canada”

[notsmokinjo]

Confession: I learnt the words to God Defend New Zealand in Mauri and English so I could sing along at the dawn service.

[Wee fluffy me]

I confess to having a dream about me Jo and Slippy last night....

[notsmokinjo]

I confess to having numerous dreams about people on the train... there may be truth to the statement members have appeared as wheelchair bound midgets yelling abuse at me only to get other members to chase me through a labyrinth with flame throwers and axes... i think I want Fluffy's dream she said it was fun.

[Wee fluffy me]

OMG Jo I hope I wasn't one of the chasers or yellers cos I luv ya and wouldn't hurt ya

[notsmokinjo]

No you and Weegie are always purple fairies sometimes your irish dancers but in highland dancing outfits.... never a yeller.... though a packet of ciggies once flew out of Slip's chest like a scene from Aliens but that was back over there yonks ago.

[Frezflops]

On 5/3/2018 at 11:13 PM, notsmokinjo said:

OK... @jillar here is my weird and gross sock confession... I hate socks, can't stand them, they make my feet feel all icky... I can tolerate toe socks, you know those ones with a separate little pocket for each toe BUT they can not be matching... because that's bad luck... yes I know it is completely irrational for a 41 year old to have a phobia about wearing matching socks because it is bad luck but I will seriously have a panic attack.... so, i will either wear odd stripy toe socks OR I will go sock-less... as a result those few shoes I own that aren't thongs need to be kept outside as the are bio-hazards.

If bakon reads that you love flip flops (thongs) he will have a field day with that lol....not sure what he has against them but I love them...I would go barefoot all the time if I could although that is horrible for your feet if you have planters fasciitis. 

Lisa

[notsmokinjo]

7 minutes ago, Frezflops said:

If bakon reads that you love flip flops (thongs) he will have a field day with that lol....not sure what he has against them but I love them...I would go barefoot all the time if I could although that is horrible for your feet if you have planters fasciitis. 

Lisa

 

Love me thongs... even have fancy shmancy expensive Birkenstock ones for dressing up..... but love me kmart double pluggers and also love me Havaianas... you do realise thongs are part of our national costume down under... we even have vending machines for when you get a blow out or the grounds so hot you have had meltage...

[JB 883]

On 5/5/2018 at 11:42 AM, Frezflops said:

If bakon reads that you love flip flops (thongs) he will have a field day with that lol....not sure what he has against them but I love them...

 

 

What are you talking about? Bakon can't read!

[bakon]

Bakon loves feet. But flops are for dirty feet. Sandals, heels, Fancy wedges, but not flops.  Flops are an advertisement that the wearer is also sporting a dirty cooter.  Wal-Mart does not sell fancy footwear. 

 

anyone need help ask Nancy. 

[notsmokinjo]

phew... that's fine then cos I were thongs... and we don't have Wal-mart... so I'm sweet as.

 

Hmmm is there a Birkenstock Gizehs exemption to that theory?? ... surely $90+ thongs are acceptable to the Lord of the Shoe????

 

 

Edited May 9, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[JB 883]

No, foot wear from walmart is neither stylish nor reliable.

Bakon, here is a joke you might appreciate. When talking about birth control, one might say, "... of course the only birth control that is 100% effective is wearing crocs".

 

I have a few wedges like pictured. Not sure if they are fancy but real comfy at least.

 

My confession - oh my gyod if i could find a male friend who could not bare the thought of my feet hurting...

 

 

Edited May 9, 2018 by Jetblack
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