Confessions

[barry]

11 minutes ago, Whispers said:

Sometimes i read status updates thru my feed on social media and want to stick a fork in my eye

 

only sometimes?

[notsmokinjo]

On 20/03/2018 at 5:21 AM, barry said:

 FYI:  I went to go google the "not words" in here:  barrack and Saintas.  Alas, neither actually exist on google  (unless you're using "barrack" as "a sleeping place for soldiers"), so I have to ask you to translate for me, please?

Barrack....support/follow/ an just for the Sepos root (rooting for a team is frownedbupon down here) for a team.... ie 'I barrack for the Cubs"

Saintas .... An affectionate name for my Footy (Aussie rules football) team, Saint Kilda... Aka the saints aka the Saintas.

 

 

[barry]

Thanks.  That clears it up a little.  I think.  

 

(Goes to google Sepos...)

[barry]

Got it!  ?

[notsmokinjo]

Oh that's the not quite right sepo explanation... I explained it to Whispers and co in the Random Thoughts thread yesterday.... Its not that bad... Go read random thoughts...

[Wee fluffy me]

Ok I've finally found something to confess 

 

 

I hate other people's children...

 

Hell, I don't even think I like my own?????????????????

[Stewie]

Confession: i never wanked on tits before. thats just a thing to make me look cool. i wank on hand a lot though, im pretty good at that!

[JB 883]

1 hour ago, Wee fluffy me said:

Ok I've finally found something to confess 

I hate other people's children...

Hell, I don't even think I like my own?????????????????

 

Kids are alright as long as the unruly ones are kept out of sight and sound range.

1 hour ago, MrTitwank said:

Confession: i never wanked on tits before. thats just a thing to make me look cool. i wank on hand a lot though, im pretty good at that!

 

Who's hand exactly?

 

[Reciprocity]

4 hours ago, Jetblack said:

Who's hand exactly?

[barry]

There are things I’ve done I’ve never confessed to another human being. 

[jillar]

@barry  those are called secrets and there's no way I'm confessing mine either!

[Whispers]

24 minutes ago, barry said:

There are things I’ve done I’ve never confessed to another human being. 

You can tell me, i'm not a human... I'm an algorithm

[Reciprocity]

40 minutes ago, barry said:

There are things I’ve done I’ve never confessed to another human being. 

 

I'm listening ...........................

[JB 883]

Normally when I share too much information, I post nude pics of myself on craigslist along with my home address.

As a courtesy to would-be guests though, I also post when no one will be home so "friends I have not met yet" don't stop by looking for me.

 

EDIT - Reci, are those, are those... Bakon's hands?

Edited March 25, 2018 by Jetblack
Needed to ask an important question.

[notsmokinjo]

The Aussie Cricket team are a pack of cheating penis craniums and all need to be sacked - Sorry World

 

[notsmokinjo]

I hate monopoly and have never finished a game but I will play Euchre as if my life depended on it for hours on end.

[WeegieWoman]

I loved monopoly but my bro always ended up tipping the board mid way 

[notsmokinjo]

I think you brother and I hold the same respect for the game.

[Wee fluffy me]

Ok.. I'm confessing to a confession that I confess I might have to make...

 

I am thinking of eating an Easter egg and blaming it on the dog..

 

I really, really love Cadbury's Buttons eggs and it's right there in my face begging me to peel its purple foil

(yes purple) off and dive right in.......!!!! ??????

[notsmokinjo]

I am the world worst mum...I haven't bought a single egg yet and the kid thinks the Easter bunny is coming on Sundee.

[Wee fluffy me]

No @notsmokinjo the Easter Bunny is coming on Sunday so ya better get yer arse oot there and get some eggs piggin chocolate eggs or the bunny won't be happy but the pig will cos they always happy especially when they in s.....!! Anyhoo the chicken is confused and wondering if it should cross the road or not...

 

And all this because you my dear Jo have upset the natural order of things by not buying any eggs....

 

What have you got to say for yourself..???

[Sslip]

Confession : I think the easter message may have passed me by, but never mind I have a decent breakfast on the go.

 

 

Although easter will never be the same to me until these make a comeback.

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

Um..well...I'll get on it tomorrow @Wee fluffy me , do ya think ya could take ya foot out me arse now? ?

 

[Wee fluffy me]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah....

 

I just found out Scotland have a cricket team...

 

Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahah....

[notsmokinjo]

Well fluffy I bet they don't cheat like some scumbags I know.