Confessions

[jillar]

A place to get things off your chest. Our friend JimHannoonen is the original author of this fun thread. I'll start with the first confession I did at our old board....

Confession: I smell my socks every night after I take them off and again in the morning before I put them in the hamper.

[notsmokinjo]

8 minutes ago, jillar said:

Confession: I smell my socks every night after I take them off and again in the morning before I put them in the hamper.

Why don't ya just put them in the hamper when ya take em off??????? 

 

OK my big confession... omg gettin ready for the lynch mob now.... I fucken hate pizza?

(I'm a nice mum an buy it for the kid but when she has pizza i just have  jaffle)

 

 

[jillar]

1 minute ago, notsmokinjo said:

Why don't ya just put them in the hamper when ya take em off??????? 

 

OK my big confession... omg gettin ready for the lynch mob now.... I fucken hate pizza?

(I'm a nice mum an buy it for the kid but when she has pizza i just have  jaffle)

 

 

Because they smell even better in the morning lol

 

Luckily I know you already because if not I just don't know how I could remain friends with someone who hates pizza. It's just not normal........

[notsmokinjo]

well at a pinch if its pizza or starve... I'll eat an Aussie but that's it.

[jillar]

You eat an Aussie and you felt not the need to confess that you're also a cannibal?! 

Edited March 11, 2018 by jillar

[notsmokinjo]

Confession: When I was little I always thought the line of the song was " We come from a land down under, Where women blow and men chunder" .... I thought it was so cool that I could sing a rude song and not get in trouble.

[PeaceTrain]

2 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

 " We come from a land down under, Where women blow and men chunder" .... 

 

That's not how it goes?  

[notsmokinjo]

1 minute ago, PeaceTrain said:

 

That's not how it goes?  

the statements probably true an all but not the actual lyrics, nah.

[notsmokinjo]

Confession: Me life has a soundtrack that plays in me head that only I can hear (except when it leeches out an I sing along) and some people even av their own theme songs.

[notsmokinjo]

I told the kid when she was little and went through a sooky stage (if she fell over, with no wound except her pride, she'd go ta bed an cry for half a day) that it's the law if there is no blood there's no tears and if you cry you loose a year of ya life...also told her if there us blood you can only cry for a minute cos otherwise it won't stop bleeding....and she still looks for blood before crying!

[Stewie]

I just had a wank. I regret nothing.

[beazel]

I change my ticker everyday because it doesn't update and I want to see it say 1 year.

[notsmokinjo]

I consciously gave the kid the initials BS.

[Reciprocity]

On 3/5/2018 at 7:36 PM, notsmokinjo said:

OK my big confession... omg gettin ready for the lynch mob now.... I fucken hate pizza?

(I'm a nice mum an buy it for the kid but when she has pizza i just have  jaffle)

 

 

Tell her to get her own Pizza - just push the Pizza button

[jillar]

This is one from our original thread:

 

When the dog has to go out in the middle of the night I pretend I'm fast asleep so that hubby gets up to let her out 

[notsmokinjo]

Back on the pizza front : the brother in-law owns a pizza shop an I'm the only relo who doesn't shop there. I don't dislike him, just his product.

 

Reci, there will be NO pizza buttons in pur house.

[jillar]

Another oldie but still works:

 

When hubby gets up to use the bathroom at night I push his pillow over so I have more space. Where the pillow is the head follows 

[Giveintowin]

My confession is I thought about posting this somewhere, but I decided not to. 

 

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

Confession: When I was a kid I thought UNO was pronounced "You Know" because when you said it in the game it was like "nah-nee-nah-na-nah-nah.. you know I've got 1 left an I'm about to win" .... 

[notsmokinjo]

Confession: I'm supposed to be written a frickin 1 page resume for a job i might have an interview for an I have frickin writers block but ask me a question and I can answer with a question in the blink of a frickin eye...... AAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[notsmokinjo]

Confession: I fvckin hate loosing which is why I hate the frickin chicks 'n' sticks thread but can I just stay away like a normal person NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO I have to torture myself and everyone else for hours on end over 1 freakin point.

[notsmokinjo]

Confession: I just has this awesome idea for a new thread and then Sslip and andyc941 posted in chicks or sticks and I frickin lost it cos I had to protect the score.... 

[Stewie]

6 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

Confession: I just has this awesome idea for a new thread and then Sslip and andyc941 posted in chicks or sticks and I frickin lost it cos I had to protect the score.... 

 

That is so sad. That is like the saddest thing happening in the west hemisphere right now. Here, let me play the saddest song on the smallest violin, just for you!  Go at them champ.

Im serious, if you need a buddy to cry, im your guy!

[jillar]

Confession: I have never been able to see how many licks it takes to get to the middle of a tootsie pop because I bite it prematurely

[Whispers]

I love liver w/onions, chicken liver mmm. But i never tried liver with fava beans, yet...