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  On 9/18/2019 at 7:12 PM, Doreensfree said:

Well I had to Google this ..to find out what it is ...yep !!!...I reckon Boo,s will be fixed hard ..

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I put up the sign to stay in compliance with OSHA rules...and to brag a bit.

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Sitting on the train...it's not moving but at least I am on it... 1st bus trip done, once this train gets where it's going there will be one more bus, unless the train is too late then there will be a taxi because I am not in walking 5.5km heels....(3.5miles for our yankee doodles).

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Sittin ona choccas bus squeezing my sphincter muscles as hard as I can to hold in a fart because I know it's going to be percussive an stanky ....I know this because I need to fart so bad my belly hurts like the billieo.

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I'm having my toddy after a v. nice day and a grilled shrimp po-boy that my lovely delivery boy/man delivers.  

The one that insists on a full body hug, no funny business, just a full body hug with a few deep breaths.

I am well fed in many ways.

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Thinking about the funny dream I had last night. Apparently a friend and I went on some sort of ride involving a boat and after the ride we were walking back and were in front of a couple ladies. 

Yours truly really had to fart so I THOUGHT we were far enough ahead to sneak it out. Luckily it was a silent but deadly and I know this because of two things. 1. It was silent and 2. I heard one of the ladies behind me say "p.u. who just sprayed us".

OMG I laughed so hard I woke myself up!  😂😂

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