What are you doing right now

[jillar]

Laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes! Love the lickable and the bat and balls reference 

[notsmokinjo]

1 minute ago, jillar said:

Laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes! Love the lickable and the bat and balls reference 

Wondering if my absences from the games were acceptable when this was he result?

[jillar]

Totally acceptable and worth it. You've got a gift girl and  we get to benefit from it I'm looking forward to future news lol

[Wee fluffy me]

Ok so looking at my lips and thinking wtf they look like a cats ar*e..!!

 

Story goes, in buying make-up an stuff in Boots, spend x amount for free gift says one of the orooonge but lovely ladies aiming perfume at me from the counter as I walk by (you're taking a skoosh whether you want it or not attitude).. 

 

I had a list and stuck to it but  also managed to bag the free gift..Yay said me and skipped out with a treasure trove of goodies..

 

Now one of these goodies is lipstick..

 

Pearly nude to be precise.. A 24 hour lippy... It takes 2 coats to stay put..

 

I put first coat on.. Oooww that's nice.. put second on and walk away.. Half an hour later clocked my lips in the mirror looking like a cats ar*se..!!!

 

Obviously meant for the younger lady !!!

 

 

Edited March 19, 2018 by Wee fluffy me
This phone doesn't know me

[Wee fluffy me]

Oooouuuch... that hurt...

 

Just burnt my cats ar*e with Molten lava cheese from my toasty!!!!

[notsmokinjo]

Blistering your cats ar5e won't make it peel off any quicker..

 Have you tried dome nailpolish remover?

[notsmokinjo]

Year 7 science homework - The water purification project.....

Man when I was in Year 7 science I was busy blowing up toilets.

[Wee fluffy me]

That thing in the sky.. it's burning my eyes... burning my eyes I say...

[notsmokinjo]

Warning you all and apologising in advance ... I haven't had coffee in nearly 9 hours, I'm mean as a cut snake and I tried to stay away but I couldnt cos I'm frickin in the corner, shalin like a leaf and well  coffee....

[jillar]

@notsmokinjo get some coffee woman!

[notsmokinjo]

I can't ... The quack said nil by mouth ... Its all that naggin frickin POM's fault... I had it all planned... Load up on coffee between 8 and 10 to get me through but had homework to help the kid with, the preteen social dramas to council her on then went to feed the fogs and they had redecorated the yard with the contents of 2 wheely bins then 10pm and no more nuthin... Tried to force sleep and got 4 hours with a pill had some wacky arse dream about members from over there and now here I am wide awake feeling sorry for meself having coffee dts

[Wee fluffy me]

How nil by mouth.. what's happening today...????

[notsmokinjo]

Go to the doctor he says, get shlt checked he said... So in the mornin their takin about half me blood for their stoopy tests... An doin an EKG... Until then coffee detox, headaches, shakes and sweats... Yay life...

[jillar]

When I have to fast I put the coffee on, get dressed and go get the blood drawn first thing in the morning then come back home and my coffee is hot and ready for me. 

[notsmokinjo]

Trust me I have the school bag and my bag at the door, lunches made.. Will walk her to her bus, get mine and be waiting at the door for the phlebotomist to open at 8... Less than 4 hours to go...

[jillar]

I didn't realize it was 4:30 in the morning jo, don't you people ever sleep?!

[notsmokinjo]

I sleep.. I even havevpills to help... I got a whole 4 hours before a weird QSMB dream woke me up... It wasn't nice and you weren't even there.

[Reciprocity]

2 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

Warning you all and apologising in advance ... I haven't had coffee in nearly 9 hours, I'm mean as a cut snake and I tried to stay away but I couldnt cos I'm frickin in the corner, shalin like a leaf and well  coffee....

 

Try this ..................

 

[notsmokinjo]

^^^ don't you start!!!! Arrgggg . ..  OK... Nearly 6am... Can get the kid up soon... She can put up with my mood... 

[Wee fluffy me]

Feeling like sh*te, and probably just gonna go to bed..!!☹

[notsmokinjo]

@Wee fluffy me hope ya feeling better after some sleep.

[Wee fluffy me]

Thanks @notsmokinjo me too...

[jillar]

@Wee fluffy me hope you feel better soon fluffy @notsmokinjo I'm assuming you have your coffee now and are starting to feel better?

[Whispers]

Im getting ready and excited to watch the new series on AMC called the terror!

[Reciprocity]

4 minutes ago, Whispers said:

Im getting ready and excited to watch the new series on AMC called the terror!

Saw the commercials on this. Looks decent.