What are you doing right now

[notsmokinjo]

Watchin the swimmin team trials for straya  for the Common games team. 

[Sslip]

You got a successor to Thorpe and Hackett that we have to look out for?

[Stewie]

Wanking.

[notsmokinjo]

MrTitwank... Was it the mention of Thorpie or Hackett that got you in the mood?

[Sslip]

Must have a thing for feet

[Stewie]

Dont know who those guys are. Nah i just spontaneously wank. They call the police but i dont care.

[notsmokinjo]

Pondering the fact the Brits got better at swimming when they got an Aussie coach 

[Sslip]

Shame the same can't be said for the cricket

[notsmokinjo]

Did ya ever think that was pur cunning plan and he was a plant?

[bakon]

Was any of that English 

[notsmokinjo]

Well pur should a been our but the rest was proper bogan.

 

What am I spin right now: burning the ar5e out a the rice.

[Reciprocity]

OK - that couldn't possibly be English. I think you have your new window-licker of the month Bakon

Edited February 28, 2018 by reciprocity

[notsmokinjo]

Getting sh1t hung on me by some sepos. 

[notsmokinjo]

Wonderin who pointed out to reciprocity that it ain't the smartest to hang shit on someone's English while using incorrect grammar so he went and edited? Hmm.

Also wonderin if window licker of the month gets a trophy cos it might be worth the insult then.

[Martian5]

I am so lost????

[notsmokinjo]

Do you need a GPS?

[Martian5]

Maybe -- Not sure what I need sometime here. All part of the journey I suppose.

[notsmokinjo]

I don't have a GPS to lend ya but I've got a 2008 Melways and a map of Tasmania. 

[Stewie]

Now folks, imagine me, im not even an english speaker, i speak portuguese. This all seems non wankable gibberish. Shes an alright lad though.

[notsmokinjo]

My uncle comes from Nazare titwank. Poor bloody bugga came here and had no clue wot we were on about.

[Doreensfree]

1 hour ago, notsmokinjo said:

Wonderin who pointed out to reciprocity that it ain't the smartest to hang shit on someone's English while using incorrect grammar so he went and edited? Hmm.

Also wonderin if window licker of the month gets a trophy cos it might be worth the insult then.

 MR Piggy was just joshin ya..no insult intended...you wanna hear what they say about me...its all fun...

By the way..I've been to Tasmania....some  years back... Nice scenery...

I'm a scoucer...we are always on the end of a accent joke ...this is my best English grammar...otherwise nobody here can understand a dam word...lol....

[Reciprocity]

I'm pretty sure she "gets me"

(And yes, I noticed the spelling mistake so did do the edit - lol)

[Doreensfree]

Oh ha..what am I doin right now!!!!

Sweet fanny Adams....it's to bloody cold....

[Reciprocity]

You Sousers gotta toughen up. You don't know cold till you run to the outdoor hot tub at -50

[Doreensfree]

Got my hat piggy....