Game *The answer is a question*

[Mac#23]

Do you think she'll do it?

[jillar]

Can you ask her nicely to?

[Mac#23]

Hey Jo, if I say please, will you put up the poll regarding arse tissue?

[WeegieWoman]

I hope we re talking about bog roll? 

[jillar]

What the heck is a bog roll?

[WeegieWoman]

Has jo taught you nothing?! 

[jillar]

I thought Jo calls it dunny paper?

[WeegieWoman]

aye she does say dunny paper, do yous call it arse tissue???

[jillar]

Some might but I don't do you?

[WeegieWoman]

Does arse tissue not sound a bit clinical? 

[Mac#23]

Do you not call it toilet paper or toilet tissue?

[jillar]

I call it both don't you?

[Mac#23]

I do but have you ever called it poop paper?

[jillar]

No I have not but more importantly have you voted on Jo's poll yet?

[Mac#23]

 I have voted on the poll and I believe this will put this issue to bed right?

[notsmokinjo]

Surly I'm not the only one calling it dunny paper?

[Mac#23]

I don't think I've ever heard that phrase before, anyone else?

[jillar]

Of course I have don't you read the replies?

[notsmokinjo]

Don't you think toilet paper is s somewhat formal and wanky sounding?

[jillar]

Which part toilet or paper?

[Mac#23]

Then how does arse wipes sound?

[jillar]

Crude and rude?

[Mac#23]

So, when you enter the bathroom knowing that you have to drop a deuce do you turn the fan on before you sit or after your done? 

[notsmokinjo]

Isn't it just protocol to chuck the fan on when you're dropping the pollies at the pool?

Edited November 1, 2020 by notsmokinjo

[jillar]

How about this, toilet lid up or down after you flush?