Game *The answer is a question*

[notsmokinjo]

Yes it was lovely.. but her visits are never long enough are they?

[notsmokinjo]

(oh @WeegieWoman I know Kim and Aggy.... they do swabs and see what's growing in ya dunny or sink or fridge..... i thought you might have meant Kath and Kim)

[jillar]

Maybe now that winter's coming we'll see beazel more?

[notsmokinjo]

Do you really think so?

[Sslip]

Do you think we should abduct her and force her to entertain us for an hour a day, then pamper her the rest of the time 

[notsmokinjo]

Would the FBI not frown on an abduction plan?

[jillar]

Does the FBI need to know?

[WeegieWoman]

Could yous pamper me instead? 

[Sslip]

What is it you need Weegie? 

[notsmokinjo]

I did deep tissue massage as an elective at uni.... would you like a massage?

[Sslip]

Yes please, oh just to check, is the offer open to all? 

[notsmokinjo]

Why not?

[Sslip]

Are you a travelling masseuse or would we have to come to you? 

[WeegieWoman]

Can I get a Swedish back neck and shoulder massage, very firm? 

[notsmokinjo]

don't know the diff with sweedish or what ya get from me but yes to the firm... deep tissue isn't relaxing or gentle.... I think considering the lack of passport that you would be travelling to me.... Do you think you could handle Sarge wanting to sit in your lap?

[Sslip]

Is that not what laps are for? 

[WeegieWoman]

Do you always get lapped slip? 

[Sslip]

Maybe just when I have the right food smeared on me?

[WeegieWoman]

Do you smear dog food on yourself? 

[Sslip]

Is that a thing in your neck of the woods? 

[notsmokinjo]

So the rest of the world has been raising their eyes at bagpipes and haggis when really it should be the Scottish habit of applying dog food to oneself???? How has the world not known this before now???

[WeegieWoman]

Oh no, I feel like I'm in a pickle, did slippy not say he smears food on himself which dogs like?

[notsmokinjo]

Sarge likes vegemite... does Slippy smear himself with vegemite?

[WeegieWoman]

There's not really many foods dogs don't like, is there? 

[notsmokinjo]

Sarge doesn't like pumpkin.... why is that?