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[Sslip]

I'm with the violently sick Scots. Has nobody else puked all down a hallway while running to the loo?

Edited August 29, 2018 by Sslip

[jillar]

No, what's with you people? Can you not tell when you're feeling like you're going to get sick?

[WeegieWoman]

In Scotland, the sign of a good pal is one that holds your hair back while puking, is it the same where you are?

[Joe7]

Perhaps once Sslip, but I blamed it on the butt rash from sausage squashing?

Edited August 29, 2018 by Joe7

[Joe7]

I believe it is the same here weegie?

[jillar]

Yes weegie that is the same.  Isn't that one of the perks of having good friends?

[WeegieWoman]

I've told slippy before about the whitey song, its like a scottish chant when someone is being Sick, we point and laugh and sing whitey whitey whiteeeey, do you do that too? It came about when we agreed pot and booze is whitey material = puke material 

[Joe7]

Love that Glaswegian slang. I'm not aware of any chanting kind of rituals when people go whitey here. How about you Jillar? 

[jillar]

No not me either, it must be a Scottish thing?

[notsmokinjo]

um definately not something we do down here... do other's say their "praying to the porcelain god, Ralph"?

 

(Tipping the Brits don't cos they prey to the bucket... here buckets are just for kids, grown ups should be going to the dunny for a spew.... Oh and I reckon Ralph should be called Bruce cos it certainly sounds more like your saying Bruce when ya chuck than Ralph, dontya think?)

 

[Sslip]

Doesn't it sound more like Ruth?

[Joe7]

We also have the expression "praying to the porcelain god". Do you have the expression "Selling Buicks" or "Selling Oldsmobiles"?

[notsmokinjo]

Is Ruth the name of the bucket god?

[jillar]

Mine doesn't sound like a name more like throwing a bucket of water out. But we do call it Ralph here too. Sounds like it's the universal name for puking?

[notsmokinjo]

Nope, no selling of cars... but when we do a shit we are "dropping the kids/the pollies off at the pool", does anyone else have those?

 

 

Pollies = politicians

Edited August 29, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[notsmokinjo]

What about when you blokes take a piss, do you call it "Shaking hands with the unemployed'?

 

 

[Joe7]

I have not heard either of those expressions here. Ever heard the expression "Bleeding my lizard"?

[notsmokinjo]

Nope to "Bleeding the Lizard" but yes to "draining the lizard" but more inclined to say we are "flat out like a lizard drinking" but that has nothing to do with expelling body waste, any of you guys say that?

[jillar]

Never heard the flat out like a lizard or dropping a pollie. Have you heard dropping a deuce or cop a squat? 

[notsmokinjo]

Nope to the deuce, but we have "cop a squat" but it means to take a seat... so your telling me if I ever go to the USA I should not walk up to a communal table/seat and ask "D'yamoynd if I coppah squat?"?

 

(Do you mind if I cop a squat?  = "Do you mind if I sit here?")

 

Oh, when a bloke heads off for a piss, do you yell after him "More than 3 shakes is a wank"?

Edited August 29, 2018 by notsmokinjo
Aussie translation of copping a squat

[jillar]

Hmmm, what do you think @Joe7, can jo say cop a squat to sit down here or will everyone point to a bathroom?

[Joe7]

If you ever go down under Jillar, aren't you glad to know that you will not be floored if someone askes if you want to cop a squat?

 

We also have the "more than three shakes" expression Jo, but did you know that the word wank is not common here?

[notsmokinjo]

So when you have more than 3 shakes what is it?

 

(Oh and if you ever come down under and someone says "Can you nurse the baby for me".... they are really saying "can you hold the baby for me"?)

Wank is common here and the uk...so outnumber yeah? ... what about Toss, flog, tug, they common there?

[Joe7]

Would you believe that the 3 shakes expression simply uses "playing with yourself"? Would you be surprised that toss, flog and tug are not common here either?

[WeegieWoman]

Are you flogging a dead horse?