Game *The answer is a question*

[Sslip]

You're kind, why don't you bring it over, you could pay a visit to the UK as well?

[notsmokinjo]

Um... first 24 hours should be ice shouldn't it?

[Sslip]

Don't you think I prefer the idea of the hot tub though? 

[jillar]

Yea, hot tub is much more fun, would you like wine with that too?

[Sslip]

Is it not more a cold beer kind of experience? 

[jillar]

I always preferred wine in it but hubby liked beer. Would you prefer a beer?

[Sslip]

You're not talking about the Coors lite are you? 

[jillar]

Don't you drink Heineken?

[Sslip]

Is that still refreshing the parts other beers cannot reach? 

[jillar]

Well heine(y) is in the name so I'm guessing it will?

[Reciprocity]

I'll have one please This is good stuff but must be very cold!

[jillar]

I've never heard of that, is it a Canadian beer not sold in the U.S.?

Edited July 19, 2018 by jillar

[Wee fluffy me]

Now I've heard of a double bogey but didn't know anybody had 3 nostrils for a triple ?

 

Rewind...

 

Hot tub talk... 

 

Now last month I had the choice of buying a hot tub for me or for the weans a big ass  pool (I would say paddling but they can actually swim in it)and would you believe I chose pool for weans?

[Sslip]

Do the weans appreciate the pool more than you would appreciate the hot tub? 

[Wee fluffy me]

Yeah for the first 10 days now it's old news and the cover hasn't come off it since..!! Did I make the wrong choice?

[Sslip]

Maybe think a little harder about going with the fluffy treat next time? 

[Wee fluffy me]

Do you think if I managed to get it back in the box the shop would swap it for a hot tub.. ?

[notsmokinjo]

Are they not using it because Scottish Summer is over?

[Wee fluffy me]

Oh Jo  has the news not reached you... we are having the hottest summer in almost 40 years up here and would you believe we're running oot  a water...?

 

And lettuce too

Edited July 19, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[notsmokinjo]

Are you on water restrictions yet?

[Wee fluffy me]

Naw.. Loch Katrine has plenty of water in her.. it's the poor peeps not connected to mains that are drying up... Do you think I should start stockpiling water the noo?

[jillar]

Hot tubs get old too wee. We haven't used ours in a couple years now. Isn't that the way it always works?

[notsmokinjo]

Don't you think you only need to stockpile water when you go on shower restrictions?

(you could chuck a sign in the dunny: "We are savin water, if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down"

[Sslip]

Who could be worse than our water companies at storing water? 

[notsmokinjo]

Do you think you need a desal plant?