Game *The answer is a question*

[jillar]

Did I tell you I thought your cover pic was you jumping on a trampoline until I clicked on it? lol

[WeegieWoman]

Hahaha that's me climbing a hill and can you believe i smoked a fag at the top, how revolting is that? 

[jillar]

I would have too back then! You're so happy about climbing that hill did you think it was Mount Everest?

[WeegieWoman]

Would you look like a miserable cow on top of a hill? 

[jillar]

I think I'd be more like this?

 

[Wee fluffy me]

Weegie i seen your garden looked good then  I zoomed in past the purple straw and Oooooowww missus don't ya think yet bush needs trimmed..?

[WeegieWoman]

I need some help, any volunteers? 

[Wee fluffy me]

I bought myself a new electric bush pruner as an 10 month pressy too me..and Oooooowww it's fast, I can let you borrow it if you like.. ?

[WeegieWoman]

No chance! Id do myself an injury! You off work fluffy ya jammy dodger? 

[Wee fluffy me]

Yep ....

 

ma new non smashed telly was meant to be delivered today but ....

 

Do you think it will be ?

[WeegieWoman]

Could you tell them to wrap it in something fluffy? 

[Wee fluffy me]

NOPE  no chance cos it's not coming today...  would you believe they been messin us about for 3 weeks now...?

 

 

[jillar]

Why is it so hard to get a tv there fluffy?

[WeegieWoman]

Aye wit company is it so we know to avoid em? 

[jillar]

Maybe it's a space-age tv like the Jetson's have?

 

Edited July 4, 2018 by jillar

[Wee fluffy me]

Are you totally off your rocker or just teetering over the edge..?

[jillar]

Just wondering what takes so long to get a tv over there?

[Wee fluffy me]

Numpties that smash it with a forklift and deliver it anyway and would you believe they trying to blame me..?

 

Oh yeah cos I have a forklift in ma pocket pal..!!

 

[jillar]

Did you show them that the forklift in your pocket wasn't big enough to smash the tv?

[notsmokinjo]

Do you have ombudsmen over there Fluffy?

[Wee fluffy me]

Oh am gettin a new one... They just messing us about so I'm now charging them for storage for broken one and for my pay and hubbies pay for days off taken waiting on an imaginary one being delivered... That's only fair don't ya think..?

[notsmokinjo]

Yep... more than fair. Have you got a nice invoice written up?

[WeegieWoman]

Does an irate phone call not work better/faster? 

[notsmokinjo]

But dontcha catch more flies with honey than vinegar?

[WeegieWoman]

Who on earth would use vinegar to catch flies????