Random thoughts...

[jillar]

I guess we could sacrifice Bakon to see if that'll work @notsmokinjo

 

 

[Sazerac]

I sacrificed myself years ago, @notsmokinjo.  

[Boo]

13 minutes ago, jillar said:

I guess we could sacrifice Bakon to see if that'll work

 

Should I go ahead and wing him now in case I'm not around when the votes are counted?

 

[Sazerac]

3 minutes ago, Boo said:

 

Should I go ahead and wing him now in case I'm not around when the votes are counted?

 

 

 

No No No, Boo.  I have other methods of sacrifice in mind.  Maybe to include @Nancy's strappy sandals.

[Nancy]

3 hours ago, Sazerac said:

 

 

No No No, Boo.  I have other methods of sacrifice in mind.  Maybe to include @Nancy's strappy sandals.

Always happy to do my part!

[Doreensfree]

Hilerious !!!

At least we will have the handcuffs....save lookin ....

 

Edited July 8, 2021 by Doreensfree

[Sazerac]

1 hour ago, Nancy said:

Always happy to do my part!

 

You are the best, Nancy.

Love your new avatar. 

[notsmokinjo]

Let's just be careful where we put the batton...this won't work if he ain't a virgin.

[Sazerac]

2 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

Let's just be careful where we put the batton...this won't work if he ain't a virgin.

 

 

Will need a proper investigation and examination.  I have my doubts what with all the Eggs...Nancy's Shoes et al.

 

I am Southern.  We specialize in self-rejuvenating virgins here but, alas, I am not a volunteer.

[Sazerac]

[Boo]

8 hours ago, Sazerac said:

I am Southern.  We specialize in self-rejuvenating virgins here but, alas, I am not a volunteer.

 

As a fellow Southerner, I suppose I could rededicate myself to chastity.

 

Although, at this point...kinda feels like closing the barn door after the horse is two counties over.

[Doreensfree]

Just sayin !!!!

[Mee]

2 hours ago, Doreensfree said:

Just sayin !!!!

Me too Doreen.  I thought those days were becoming a thing of the past.  Since my husband has retired and I quit smoking, I am noticing a little flutter of the heart when my husband comes down from his shower in the morning.  For some reason, the smell of his deodorant hits my nose and it reminds me of those younger days when we would cuddle and he smelled so good.  

[jillar]

Oh dang, looks like you're ready for a hot date @Doreensfree Love your new pic

[notsmokinjo]

Digging our @Doreensfree's corona makeover. Very sexy chooky.

 

[notsmokinjo]

Random thought: so come end of November when the baby boom starts are we Gunna call them the Corona Kids or the Lockdown Littlies?

[jillar]

7 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

Random thought: so come end of November when the baby boom starts are we Gunna call them the Corona Kids or the Lockdown Littlies?

 

Are you saying I'm suppose to be having sex?

[notsmokinjo]

1 hour ago, jillar said:

 

Are you saying I'm suppose to be having sex?

Maybe not you Jillar, your hubby is never home

[BAT]

I just realized being the Happy Introvert that I am I've been practicing Self Quarantine for quite some time and enjoying every minute of it  

[jillar]

Me too @BAT, I'm a total homebody after all every thing I love is right here

[Mee]

@BAT and @jillar I am a homebody too but I am not going to survive this pandemic.  My husband never shuts up.  He talks at me all day long.  I love him dearly but his retirement  has been a real adjustment since being quarantined.   

[jillar]

@Mee, every woman I know who's husband just retired says the same thing lol. You'll get used to it or learn how to tune him out like I do mine  

[Mee]

1 hour ago, jillar said:

@Mee, every woman I know who's husband just retired says the same thing lol. You'll get used to it or learn how to tune him out like I do mine  

 I am trying very hard to have patience.  I keep hoping the weather will change and he can spend some time outside!

[BAT]

19 minutes ago, Mee said:

@BAT and @jillar I am a homebody too but I am not going to survive this pandemic.  My husband never shuts up.  He talks at me all day long.  I love him dearly but his retirement  has been a real adjustment since being quarantined.   

He needs a man cave that you can lock him in 

[Mee]

2 hours ago, BAT said:

He needs a man cave that you can lock him in 

Good idea Bat, but I think it is the other way around.  I need my she shack!