Random thoughts...

[notsmokinjo]

How can I be the only one on the train who that thinks random stuff... I mean surely son weird stuff goes on I. Others brains... I wait, I'm the only drongo who shares. 

[jillar]

@notsmokinjo, do you REALLY want to know my random thoughts on any given day?!

[notsmokinjo]

@jillar will your thoughts make me more normal?.. Ooh getting my laptop tomorrow... No more shakey tremor fat fingers trying to type on the itty bitty mobile screen.

[jillar]

Well @notsmokinjo let's put it to  a test to see if you feel more normal. My most recent random thought was whether or not I should put my jammies on before Big Bang Theory starts at 8:00pm. WHICH reminded me that I needed to wash my whites and forgot to WHICH made me wonder if I remembered to get hubby clothes out of the dryer. 

And then earlier when I was picking up dog pooh I was thinking I can't save all them roly polys that are dining on it. The ones I can't shake off can get out of the plastic bag as long as I don't tie it shut. Therefore being in the relocation program and not the imminent death program.

Then I was thinking that the potato bread hubby bought for sandwiches would probably be really good for French toast.

Edited April 13, 2018 by jillar

[notsmokinjo]

Yes that's it... That's what my brain does constantly... Woohoo Jillar's brain works like mine, what time is lunch, oh I just head a chopper, is it coffee o'clock, where are my keys, where is the xyz file shit  I lost my pen, where's my frickin pen, oh my coffees empty, where is my pen, why am I looking for my pen, I need to ring Perth, omg they are so wierd in NSW, where is my pen......

 

(Edit: pen found twisted in hair so I didn't loose it)

Edited April 13, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Reciprocity]

^^^^ You peeps need some serious kind of chemical drugs to stop that sh*t from ruining your natural thoughts of puppy dogs, kitty cats and a loving family that thinks you are super-woman; capable of making everyone's lives easy as pie because YOU solve ALL their problems. Geez .... get with the program already

Edited April 13, 2018 by reciprocity

[notsmokinjo]

All my thoughts are in the tune of the cancan...Vegemite crumpets, coffee real milk.... last of the ester eggs...aster eggs....

[jillar]

That awkward moment when you run into someone who at one point in your life was your bestfriend until you realized it was one sided. 

[Wee fluffy me]

Gawd sake my feet look like boats..

 

would be good if i could walk on water..

 

stop me getting  wet feet and socks and having to work all day in wet feet, socks & shoes..

 

And I wouldn't need to get the boat to Rothesey anymore and i would clock up more steps tooooooooooo.....

[Wee fluffy me]

Does anybody else have one thumb  bigger than the other..??

[WeegieWoman]

Hey heres a gross revelation my toe next to my big toe is longer than the big toe ewwwwww that should be in confessions 

[Wee fluffy me]

Oooowww that means your a bossy boots @WeegieWoman?

[jillar]

@WeegieWoman isn't everybody's?

[notsmokinjo]

@Wee fluffy me my righty is bigger than me lefty.... an its not cos i sucked it as a kidlet, cos the one i sucked is the bigger one.

[notsmokinjo]

is it a full moon today... it must be a full moon...

[Whispers]

6 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

is it a full moon today... it must be a full moon...

I was thinking the same.... I tell ya the mets better win they lost two in a row and me no like that feeling ugg

[notsmokinjo]

7 minutes ago, Whispers said:

I was thinking the same.... I tell ya the mets better win they lost two in a row and me no like that feeling ugg

 

So you got the Nationals, you should beat them? 

 

I dunno what your whinging about your 12:4, toppa the table... or do you suspect you've peaked too early... my poor little Cubbies are 7:8 ... my UK Soccer Saints are staring down the barrel of relegation and my Saintas are 1:4 .... pfft 2 games in a row, want me to send ya some concrete pills so you can harden the fvck up... LOL

[Whispers]

I hate the Nats with a passion, and its already 3-0 Nats mofo... bot 1st LETS GO METS

[Whispers]

38 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

. pfft 2 games in a row, want me to send ya some concrete pills so you can harden the fvck up... LOL

  LMAO i like that

[Boo]

2 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

 my poor little Cubbies are 7:8 ... 

 

The Braves helped the Cubs cause some last Saturday.  Take a 10-5 lead into the bottom of the 8th and lose 14-10.  Fourteen runs on ten hits.  Damn...that sucked!

 

3 hours ago, Whispers said:

 I tell ya the mets better win they lost two in a row and me no like that feeling ugg

 

The Mets just pulled ahead.  So, uhh...would it be too much to ask to have the Mets drop the next four to Atlanta?

[Sazerac]

9 hours ago, WeegieWoman said:

Hey heres a gross revelation my toe next to my big toe is longer than the big toe ewwwwww that should be in confessions 

 

Mine isn't longer, I have peasant feet.

 I read somewhere that when the toe next to the big toe is longer, it is a sign of royalty.  Egyptian ?

[Whispers]

18 minutes ago, Boo said:

 

The Braves helped the Cubs cause some last Saturday.  Take a 10-5 lead into the bottom of the 8th and lose 14-10.  Fourteen runs on ten hits.  Damn...that sucked!

 

 

The Mets just pulled ahead.  So, uhh...would it be too much to ask to have the Mets drop the next four to Atlanta?

After blowing Mondays game up 6-1 in the 8th and yesterdays hangover as a result of that loss i was cursing the nats... #@$&!!! Down 4-2 heading into the 8th tonight and this time ripped off 9 on them capped by a cespedes GS.. Happy is me, Good luck in the series(mets braves). Its early but u never wanna get swept at home by your rival...

 

https://www.mlb.com/video/cespedes-monster-grand-slam/c-1951651083      

 

[Whispers]

Most of you think its April but its the 96th of January ...

[JB 883]

96th of january.

 

Problem is, by the time spring DOES get it's sorry ass here, it will be kind of ruined. We will feel short-changed.

Like "well yeah it is the middle of June and it is consistently above 60 but we never got to enjoy spring."

 

Mother nature is an ingrown wart hair on a dog's c*nt.

 

 

[Wee fluffy me]

I think I got a suntan walkimg up rhe road....?????