Random thoughts...

[notsmokinjo]

So I have lots of random thoughts... and well sometimes its just nice to share....this thread is a spot to share any random thought you might have..

 

Random thought: If I me body has to heat the icecream up before it can digest it that should burn energy therefore shouldn't eating icecream take more energy than ya get outa it and therefore be low fat even if its made with fat milk?

Edited March 2, 2018 by notsmokinjo
So peeps know this is for everyone's random thoughts not just mine

[Whispers]

What came first, the music or the misery?

[notsmokinjo]

Its home time in 33mins so if I have another coffee will I be able to hold my bladder until I get home?

[notsmokinjo]

Should I start a new thread with my plan to ensure Straya's World Domination... maybe I shouldn't cos then everyone will know how to defeat us. Maybe I should just write a letter to the pm and get him to do it or the treasurer because it will involve a lot of money... why do I always think of this in the afternoon, is thinking of this linked to coffee consumption or Sovereign Hill Raspberry drops.... hmmm.... more coffee o'clockski

[Doreensfree]

[Stewie]

Good lord, bakons got competition. Interesting lad :´)

[notsmokinjo]

Lad?.. Do you really think a mere male could devise a fool proof plan to ensure strayas global domination and financial supremacy... Pfft... Did you not see my profile booby?

Edited February 28, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Reciprocity]

Stewie calls everyone Lad! You'll get the hang of it in a while. And yes, could be an interesting competition. Who can write the most baffling post

Edited February 28, 2018 by reciprocity

[notsmokinjo]

OK I'll be a fat old lady lad.

 

Random thought: if Australia was still a prison would Tassie be the slot?

[notsmokinjo]

If someone has dead straight hair are their short an curlies still curly?

[notsmokinjo]

Random thought: Do ya reckon that the speed limit signs have nothin ta do with the legal fuckin limit and are just put there by the bloody bastards at Vicroads (or whoever where yous live) to fark with ya head. Every fuckin time I'm on the freeway the sign says 100 but me bloody speedo says 50 if I'm lucky! Stop mocking me stupid speed signs.

Edited March 2, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[jillar]

Random thought: Does it ever feel like someone is following you?  

[notsmokinjo]

Its gunna be a stinka today so the younguns fer sure will make me catch, just checked the plate blue and he's a fucken soft co(k prick so I reakon if I have some cabbage an beans for breaky an some dimmies at the clubrooms before the game something good can come from catching.

 

(Optional translation service: Its going to be really hot today. The younger girls in my team don't like to play catcher in the heat so it is likely they will make me do it. I have checked who will be umpiring the game and I don't like him so I am going to eat foods likely to produce flatulence.)

Edited March 2, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[jillar]

Please keep us updated on how the umpire enjoyed your farts, lol. Which reminds me of a joke......................

 

Why don't little girls fart?

 

Because they don't have an asshole until they get married!  

[Reciprocity]

3 hours ago, jillar said:

Random thought: Does it ever feel like someone is following you?  

 I'm following & watching you .....

Edited March 2, 2018 by reciprocity

[notsmokinjo]

Yeah well the great cabbage revenge flippin backfired didn't it when I had to do a plate in the men's slot and the freakin catcher had the plummers crack from hell... was so tempted to spit me freakin big league chew in it.... argh no wonder I was crook all freaking weekend... unless I caught Slips man flu

 

 

Do ya eva wonda if Kim Jong-Un an Trump use the same baraber?

[Sslip]

You even joking about the man flu means you got all you deserved from the catcher!

 

How did softball go at the weekend, did you avoid catcher duty?

[notsmokinjo]

No... had to catch the full game in 34 deg temps .... then blued a mens game ... then was bar b1tch for a few hours... got home, sat down, bent over to get the cleats and ankle braces off and woke up at 9am with the laces still in my hands. Next weekend off an then its finals.

Edited March 5, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Wee fluffy me]

Where are all the birds.....

[Whispers]

Whats for lunch? Turkey wrap for me

[jillar]

I just had a bagel dog

[notsmokinjo]

5 hours ago, Wee fluffy me said:

Where are all the birds.....

I hope they didn't freeze :(

[notsmokinjo]

Yesterday I had lunch with the boss and I had Fegatini di pollo saltati e cipolla... I'll just let ya google that one.  

Not lunch fer a few ours yet but I'm plannin on a Vegemite sanga cos thats wot the kid made me.

[notsmokinjo]

Random Thought:  FFS, I just realised that Straya is a sheila an the USA is a freaking bloke… so if they bumped uglies an didn’t glove up what would the fuckin kid be???

[jillar]