Happy 1/2 off Valentine candy day.

[JB 883]

Yep, the day after. Candy is 1/2 off. I plan on getting plenty for me and my room mate. I love her like a little sister. Like the kind of sister you have to kick her ass sometimes, not like a nun "sister". I think they lead celibate lives anyways.

 

The problem is, she is kind of dating some woman. Yes... My room mate is a breed of dinosaur called a "likalotapus".

So I am hoping there isn't this horrid display of jealousy.  Maybe I should take a real nice photo of the candy i will give my room mate, post it on FB, and see if the feces hits the air circulator.

 

There is one thing though, I am rather sad because Monday the 19'th is President's day. No special junk food for THAT one. Plus, no one has EVER given me any special gifts for that day. I think so many people are secretly celebrating it and excluding me.

 

You know what? Screw it. Just get your asses to the store today and get some good V-day candy before it sells out and you are stuck with only those nasty chalk candies that no human should have to eat.

 

[Octain]

Candy is bad.

Someone with an addictive personality such as us should not be replacing nicotine with candy. That would be that lateral move you speak so much of. Obesity is just as bad or worse than smoking.

I’m jes sayin..

 

So, I would recommend we keep our fat asses out of the stores until all the markdown candy is gone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited February 16, 2018 by Octain

[JB 883]

8 hours ago, Octain said:

Candy is bad.

Someone with an addictive personality such as us should not be replacing nicotine with candy. That would be that lateral move you speak so much of. Obesity is just as bad or worse than smoking.

 

 

They claim EVERY addiction or whatever is enjoyed is "the worst".

Of course they say that about cigarettes but after reading so many stories here about how someone smoked for 40+ years and hasn't died of cancer yet, I start to wonder how true it even is.

Even if someone dies of smoking related stuff, who is to say they would not have died pretty close to that same time anyways of some other horrid ailment.