State of the Union

[bakon]

I am not the emperor or even the queen of Scotland (burritto).not the boss(mq) joker (booger) or his sidekick (sqealer). I never dated Elvis (nancy) or hung with the kinks (horneytoad)

I have some eggs (secret ones too Ginger) and I have a few closer friends (smarti, pepe, babbles, Bigfoot and fancy shoes,) on Buddybook.

I qualify myself as a reporter/pervert like Charlie Rose, hanging with the chicks and grabbing ass. So I don't give the official State of the Union, just my view/opinion. 

The Wall is not working. seen Canadians in here, a pervert from Aruba and yesterday a Mexican was tagging threads.

Agricultural/economy...The economy is ok, Sgt growing food cause he is cheap is all. Rest of us doing good. 

Dept of Education/ information is strong. All the newbies getting good advise and even jetblacking it back to others

FBI and other secret groups still operating....female body inspector meathead and pervert from Aruba posting chicks

Law enforcement slacking...chicks cheating all over. They like to call it corrections but really education is to blame for them not being able to count and then other one "helps" them by adding g more numbers

Interior/transportation ok- bat driving the train and Jimmy on the steering wheel of the bus. Fresh flavor applied to the the Windows for the lickers.

Labor- idiot in Ohio still hasn't figured out how to retire and enjoy the mustang....brain fried dog spending his time searching porn.

Social disruption/security...who knows. Both political sides so far left and right...you would think a moderate in the middle would be best but too much concentration on ass grabbing currently.

The foreign Corp....still deciphering the Islanders jibberish. That job sucks sweat of pork belly pig balls.

Future planning....trip to New Orleans via redneckville. Hitting the Carolinas, Tenn, Alabama, Miss, La and the rest of the confederate banjo playing shoeless states. Hope to see one girl with shoes and maybe another member during . (Met that short shit cheater in Georgia last trip And smarti the time before, meathead blows me off every trip so that jerk is out) 

And now the picture of the year and the next post will be the trip pic.

Feel free to add your own outlook.

 

 

Edited December 13, 2017 by bakon

[bakon]

[Reciprocity]

Hey! That's pretty astute. Maybe you can replace this guy

Edited December 13, 2017 by reciprocity

[Boo]

1 hour ago, bakon said:

Social disruption/security...who knows. Both political sides so far left and right...you would think a moderate in the middle would be best but too much concentration on ass grabbing currently.

It's a thin line between grab ass and pickpocketing.

1 hour ago, bakon said:

Future planning....trip to New Orleans via redneckville. Hitting the Carolinas, Tenn, Alabama, Miss, La and the rest of the confederate banjo playing shoeless states. 

Yeah, well, I hate to brag but...I have shoes and indoor plumbing!

I'm kind of a big deal.

[Doreensfree]

EH ?????

[bakon]

3 hours ago, reciprocity said:

Hey! That's pretty astute. Maybe you can replace this guy

He got better hair.

[Reciprocity]

As your campaign manager, I can fix that

Edited December 13, 2017 by reciprocity

[Runfree]

Appropriations Committee must be doing alright considering the remodeled digs around here.

Wondering if net neutrality will give sticks the faster lane.

Edited December 14, 2017 by Runfree

[BAT]

Oh look a bunny!

 

[Nancy]

8 hours ago, bakon said:

I am not the emperor or even the queen of Scotland (burritto).not the boss(mq) joker (booger) or his sidekick (sqealer). I never dated Elvis (nancy) or hung with the kinks (horneytoad)

I have some eggs (secret ones too Ginger) and I have a few closer friends (smarti, pepe, babbles, Bigfoot and fancy shoes,) on Buddybook.

I qualify myself as a reporter/pervert like Charlie Rose, hanging with the chicks and grabbing ass. So I don't give the official State of the Union, just my view/opinion. 

The Wall is not working. seen Canadians in here, a pervert from Aruba and yesterday a Mexican was tagging threads.

Agricultural/economy...The economy is ok, Sgt growing food cause he is cheap is all. Rest of us doing good. 

Dept of Education/ information is strong. All the newbies getting good advise and even jetblacking it back to others

FBI and other secret groups still operating....female body inspector meathead and pervert from Aruba posting chicks

Law enforcement slacking...chicks cheating all over. They like to call it corrections but really education is to blame for them not being able to count and then other one "helps" them by adding g more numbers

Interior/transportation ok- bat driving the train and Jimmy on the steering wheel of the bus. Fresh flavor applied to the the Windows for the lickers.

Labor- idiot in Ohio still hasn't figured out how to retire and enjoy the mustang....brain fried dog spending his time searching porn.

Social disruption/security...who knows. Both political sides so far left and right...you would think a moderate in the middle would be best but too much concentration on ass grabbing currently.

The foreign Corp....still deciphering the Islanders jibberish. That job sucks sweat of pork belly pig balls.

Future planning....trip to New Orleans via redneckville. Hitting the Carolinas, Tenn, Alabama, Miss, La and the rest of the confederate banjo playing shoeless states. Hope to see one girl with shoes and maybe another member during . (Met that short shit cheater in Georgia last trip And smarti the time before, meathead blows me off every trip so that jerk is out) 

And now the picture of the year and the next post will be the trip pic.

Feel free to add your own outlook.

 

 

Can't wait to see you....and Boo is close as well...hope it is spring!

[JB 883]

So Bakon, I am guessing based on the shirt and another post you made in a thread that you are law enforcement? so let me ask about something -

We know in any job, the workers never do things good enough, never fast enough. We hear, "How come it isn't perfect? Why is it taking so long?"

So in police work, do the bosses do the same thing? Nothing is ever fast nor good enough?

 

[Doreensfree]

II

Still working on Bakons code !!!!

[bakon]

11 hours ago, Nancy said:

Can't wait to see you....and Boo is close as well...hope it is spring!

You are on list but that other fella got a knuckle sandwich coming...

[bakon]

5 hours ago, Jetblack said:

So Bakon, I am guessing based on the shirt and another post you made in a thread that you are law enforcement??

 

That's a Sturgis shirt from 2006. I take old t-shirts on my trips and throw them away each day. Makes more room in bike. Do it with socks and underwear too but got to hide them or Boo will take them.

Law Enforcement has Got Bosses With Long Necks. They Got Their Heads up their ass so far they look out their belly buttons.

[Reciprocity]

^^^^ Sounds pretty much like any other business

Edited December 14, 2017 by reciprocity

[Doreensfree]

Like this you mean whahaha...

[Still winning]

23 hours ago, bakon said:

I have some eggs (secret ones too Ginger) and I have a few closer friends (smarti, pepe, babbles, Bigfoot and fancy shoes,) on Buddybook.

I am honoured! You know you only keep me for the cat and flip flop pictures. You're welcome *mwah*

 

The foreign Corp....still deciphering the Islanders jibberish. That job sucks sweat of pork belly pig balls.

Give you a perfectly good language and look what you do with it?!?!  Terrible end imagery, ugh. 

 

Future planning....trip to New Orleans via redneckville. Hitting the Carolinas, Tenn, Alabama, Miss, La and the rest of the confederate banjo playing shoeless states. Hope to see one girl with shoes and maybe another member during . (Met that short shit cheater in Georgia last trip And smarti the time before, meathead blows me off every trip so that jerk is out) 

Awww, now that is a meet up I'll be sad to miss.

 

 

 

[Boo]

6 hours ago, bakon said:

You are on list but that other fella got a knuckle sandwich coming...

Bring it on hambone!  At the sound of the bell, Porky will catch hell.  There's gonna be a whole lot of shakin' and quakin' when I start breakin' Bakon.

[BAT]

[Doreensfree]

I carnt wait for this !!!!

[bakon]

He better bring friends, a lunch, a note from his mom, and something up his sleeve...

bakon only serves it with a side of Woop Ass.

And if the friend is that side kick squealer...well thats No help. A Chick can beat a Canadian

[Reciprocity]

Hey! When my friend is in trouble, I'm all in

Edited December 14, 2017 by reciprocity

[Jenny]

Aww, you should take a ride up my way.  Would love to meet ya.  

[Boo]

5 hours ago, bakon said:

He better bring friends, a lunch, a note from his mom, and something up his sleeve...

bakon only serves it with a side of Woop Ass.

And if the friend is that side kick squealer...well thats No help. A Chick can beat a Canadian

Awww hell, it's on now!

[JB 883]

I don;t know if fighting with Bakon would be a good idea. This short clip shows what he might be like in action...