True or False

[jillar]

True

 

TNP has had a speeding ticket in the last year

[notsmokinjo]

False....never, ever, I'm very responsible driver..yeah-nah I'm just a tinny-arsed sh1t an never been done.

 

Tnp has had a parking ticket

Edited November 17, 2019 by notsmokinjo

[jillar]

False, and I don't know anyone locally who has either. I don't think it's much of a thing in my city

 

TNP wishes on a falling star

[Sazerac]

Of course !  I also catch them and put them in my pocket for a rainy day !

 

TNP

 

has rain boots that don't leak

[jillar]

False, haven't had rain boots since moving from Alabama in 1978 

 

TNP is eating turkey today

[forestgreen]

True try not to gobble gobble

 

TNP dieting keeps the mind sharp 

[jillar]

False, I've never had to diet but wish I could keep enough weight on to have to....

 

TNP has at least one fruit tree in their yard

[Sazerac]

True, I have a young Myers Lemon and a Owari Satsuma.

They are just settling in.

 

TNP has under 12' ceilings

[forestgreen]

True, my interior rooms are wider than the height of ceilings 

 

TNP have to keep 10 trees pruned to around 12 feet high

[jillar]

False

 

TNP eats breakfast for dinner

[notsmokinjo]

True...when the mood hits.

 

Tnp person only eats broken bickies (cookies/biscuits) cos then all the calories have fallen out.

[jillar]

False and I get mad when I buy a box of cookies and they're broken because some moron dropped them and put them back on the shelf

 

TNP hates those beauty salon hair washing stations because they hurt your neck

[notsmokinjo]

True....agony

 

Tnp would rather give a massage than get one 

[jillar]

False, no explanation needed....

 

TNP stays in their jammies all day when it's raining

[notsmokinjo]

True....with a book in a ball on the couch preferably.

 

Tnp has gone to the shops (supermarket) with bare feet. 

[jillar]

False, no shoes, no shirt, no service here

 

TNP won't touch anyone's feet but their own

[notsmokinjo]

On 12/1/2019 at 2:26 PM, jillar said:

False, no shoes, no shirt, no service here

Seriously?? ... you don't nick into the shops on ya way home from the beach in your togs and a towel and barefoot? Isn't it always ok to nick to the shops with no shoes? Or ya just nickin' in the servo to pay and maybe grab a slurpee... bare foots fine, right???  Is this just an Aussie thing? Has to be OK... even Chris Hemsworth does his shopping barefoot....

 

 

 

Oh and if their clean no issue touching someone else's feet. I give my dad and the kid foot massages all the time, my dad because it helps his pains and my kid cos she got addicted to them as a baby because it was one of the only ways to get her to sleep... now she wants them when she is sick or emotional and I'm just a sucker. (hmmm not to @Boo ... don't create a habit in your kid you don't want to still indulge when they are a teen)

 

 

TNP thinks Aussies are weirdos.

 

 

 

 

 

[jillar]

Yes @notsmokinjo to both Jo lol. I'm sure you'll find a store or two here that will allow bare feet but for the most part you have to have shoes on. 

 

TNP has stuffed animals on their bed

[forestgreen]

False mine are always frozen in time

 

TNP  A BBQ is always better because the cooking is always done by the men

 

 

[jillar]

True, even if they are messy

 

TNP likes making food in their crock pot 

[notsmokinjo]

True..but I call it a slow cooker

 

Tnp would stand on a train for someone else.

[jillar]

True although I can't imagine anyone would ask me to stand on top of a train

 

TNP has finished their Christmas shopping

[forestgreen]

False not enough hours in the day to enjoy Christmas functions and shop at the same time except for food.

 

TNP Would like to wear daggy clothes to a Christmas Party

[notsmokinjo]

True....wouldn't that be easiest.

 

Tnp has their Chrissy decos up.

[jillar]

False, not feeling to christmasie this year

 

TNP puts Christmas lights on their house every year