True or False

[notsmokinjo]

True ... Gun likes to eat bikes, and gardens, and down pipes and Sarge will eat anything except apples.. apples he chews up and spits out... but he really loves chewing through cords... Shaddow will eat anything that is actually edible.

 

TNP thinks its insane that I go on walks with dogs 4 times a day.

[Sslip]

True ... but what's the alternative with mad dog?

 

TNP thinks apple pie is an acceptable breakfast?

Edited May 9, 2018 by Sslip

[notsmokinjo]

True - fruit - tick, grains - tick, dairy - tick.... that's 3 food groups, you're a go.

 

TNP spends less time thinking what more is out there and more time just enjoying what is here and now.

[Wee fluffy me]

False.. not cos I spend time thinking what else is out there, cos I don't but I am guilty of not enjoying the here and now, not to mention everything seems to be a major hoohaaaaaa..  and would you believe how hard it is to find a decent pair of purple trainers too....!!

 

 

TNP lives in the moment...

[Sslip]

True

 

TNP laughs more than they are sad

[notsmokinjo]

True...cos fake it till ya make it...

 

TNP... Has had a crush of a fictional character.

[Sslip]

True 

 

TNP has a crush on a celebrity 

[notsmokinjo]

Has now...oh wait...yep!

 

TNP.. Has a hall pass list with their partner.

 

[Sslip]

False  ...   She has never really got beyond Will Smith and Robson Green with her list. (shows that it is a long way out of date). 

 

She knows my list and assesses that I have no chance

 

TNP would find it near impossible to talk to anyone on their list? 

[notsmokinjo]

False... They breath, eat and shit just like me...I'll talk to anyone.

 

TNP... Hates when random strangers on the train wanna chat.

[Sslip]

True - mainly because the random strangers that want to chat tend to have an other worldly quality. 

 

TNP offers their seat to others on the train? 

[notsmokinjo]

True... The elderly, parents with little ones, preggas chicks, the injured, those who look sick (you know how some people look like their gunna faint) 

 

TNP has been on a jury

[Sslip]

True

 

TNP has been disappointed by the quality of the judicial system?

[notsmokinjo]

^jealous, I've never even had a call up.

 

True...saddly way too true.

 

TNP.. Has written a letter to the editor of a paper.

[Sslip]

False 

 

TNP reads the newspaper daily? 

[Wee fluffy me]

False..

they are a steaming pile of sh*te although I do pick up the metro but only for the rush hour crush section... oh and the McDs money off vouchers....hahahahah

 

 

 

 

TNP..  has been in a newspaper artical or picture. ?

 

[Sslip]

(Oh the rush hour crush, legendary ... You, dark hair, glasses, black coat, me not quite as good looking as I think. I smiled, we had a moment, I bottled it. Drink sometime?)

 

False ... Although both brother and daughter have

 

TNP ... would like to appear on TV?

[Wee fluffy me]

(^^^ wonder if any of them do get together..  haha)

False.. hell no.. I know I dress up and do stupid things all be it for good causes but geez the spotlight on me I'd be like a rabbit caught in headlights..  cue bright eyes

 

 

TNP quite fances being on the telly ?

 

 

Edited May 15, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[Lust4Life]

No- quite the opposite!

 

TNP gets seasick

[Sslip]

False - it would have to be pretty bad at sea

 

TNP has been on a ship in the last year? 

[notsmokinjo]

False .... Fishing boat yep.

 

TNP could do 12 months on the QE2.

[Wee fluffy me]

That depends...

 

Will there be any weans....??

 

Will there be unlimited booze..??

 

Will there be a lido deck party for me..??

 

Will I have the opportunity to make everyone walk the plank leaving just me myself and I..??

[Sslip]

As Fluffy is totally non committal on the subject, the real answer is

 

False  ...   I think I'd get bored 

 

TNP could spend a year away from home travelling? 

[notsmokinjo]

True - if I could have the kid, and follow my own bizarro itinerary of must sees....wait... I couldn't be away for a year cos then I'd miss boxing day....

 

False - I have too many local things I am invested in that are must dos and I'd freak if I missed them because it could be bad luck and yes I realise its bad luck to be superstitious and slightly insane to have obscure phobias about not doing certain things on certain days and that just screams OCD and  now I;m rambling...

 

TNP - has crossed something off the top 5 items on their bucket list or will before the year is out.

[Sslip]

^^^ I get it, superstitions can be a pain, can't they? 

 

So not strictly on my bucket list, but the grand canyon trip will be massive for me. 

 

TNP has a bucket list that is global and involves travelling?