post coital smoke

[Sarah]

Now there's a trigger!

 

Just coming on here to get it out there and try and get past it!

[Still winning]

hahaha, you'll be fine. You know that post coital cough...well that's no more either so you just relax and chill more than before ;)  

 

Not sure if anyone else will have words of trigger wisdom lol.

[Jonny5]

the added blood flow makes for greater experiences.

 

these benefits will soon make you forget about the trigger to smoke post event :-)

[Sarah]

Sorry for the over share!

[TAC]

 

Sorry, don't mean to make light of this particular trigger, but I had to post this picture from Airplane, the movie.

[Ladybug]

Sorry for the over share!

No worries...I got jealous, it's the middle of the afternoon..."Gosh she is lucky..where is my husband?" 

 

Then I saw you are in England....good! Not jealous anymore....life is back to normal :-)

 

Ice Cream: Soft, cold and flavorful, wouldn't ice cream make the perfect after treat? You're already in a sweet, happy mood, so adding ice cream could add to you and your partner's sense of romance. Sharing this treat could amp up the romance level to the point where you get to our next option...

 

not sure what they are talking about   :D 

[Sarah]

I kinda destroyed the mood by saying "aaarrrrgghghghhgggg want a cigarette need to go online sorry sorry sorry want a cigarette aaaarrrgggghhhhgghhhjhhhh"

 

Fortunately he already knows I'm a bit mental

[Still winning]

lmfao, this is utterly brilliant!!  So sorry for the fella's discomfort an all but wow, hillarious! :)  Are you good now chick, back to the job in hand ;) 

[Sarah]

He's making me a cup of tea and looking like he's done something wrong!

[Still winning]

PS, is he a smoker...if not he probs has more energy, it's only like 8pm, go again?? 

[Ladybug]

He's making me a cup of tea and looking like he's done something wrong!

that's always good :-) Use it lol

[Still winning]

cup of tea? wow, he's worried. Is this the ex files or a new number?  Or a rehashed number

[El Bandito]

Backing slowly away from the thread....

[TAC]

Backing slowly away from the thread....

 

Chicken!

[Sarah]

Not the ex but an ex! We realised a long time ago we are rubbish as boyfriend and girlfriend but are excellent in other ways! So if we're both single and fancy some company.

 

And he's a never smoker

[El Bandito]

Chicken!

Correct.

[Sarah]

He's now just a bit pissed off that I'm chatting online and not to him. Which is fair enough actually. Logging off!

[Still winning]

haha, ex's make the world go round (very sorry to the pansy's like bandito) ;)

 

A never smoker is excellent work though, all good news. Tell him he will never understand but wine would be better, as would a repeat performance. Jobs a goodun. Don't overthink it hun, life is all good without smoking. 

[Tink]

not tried that trigger yet ;) - go round 2 that will take your mind of it ;)

[Daisyjane2014]

haha! Love this thread. It's a legit question though. Ran into the same issue after quitting and came up with a creative substitute. Our solution was a shot of Fernet and a glass of ice water. It works like a charm. The Fernet is only reserved for that occasion, so it makes it kind of special. It tastes WAY better than cigarettes and gives you a nice little extra buzz. ;)

[JackiMac]

lmfao, this is utterly brilliant!!  So sorry for the fella's discomfort an all but wow, hillarious! :)  Are you good now chick, back to the job in hand ;)

now that could be taken the wrong way roflmao  :P

[BAT]

[babs609]

I am cracking up!!! You all are hysterical. Lol

 

Way to face down a trigger Sarah!! High five!

[Nicole Diver]

[beacon]

Sigh. I can't remember ;)