Slap,slap,slap slap

[Doreensfree]

Before I leave today...well done my little chicky friends..the trophy stays with us !!!!

[Boo]

On 1/12/2018 at 5:38 PM, Jetblack said:

Mods/admin - If this song just isn't corny enough to be posted and must be deleted, I would hope I do not receive a warning.

 

I try not to take sides in battle of the sexes but here it is -

 

When the sticks are winning, they do a special chant. It is the same one heard at the beginning of this song. I heard this song last night at work, and besides thinking, "WT actual F?" I thought, I bet the sticks chant this when winning".

 

So chicks, even when we are lagging behind, just let the sticks have their fun. it ain't gonna kill us except we might die laughing. THAT is how I want to go.

 

 

 

 

Ooga, Chaka, Ooga, Ooga, Ooga, Chaka!

 

I can't stop this spanking.

[Boo]

[JB 883]

Boo, you better quit messing with Doreen. What will happen if she will pull out a two foot long paddle with holes in it and spank your ass like it is never been spanked before

[Reciprocity]

This is Doreen's weapon of choice!

Edited January 20, 2018 by reciprocity

[Boo]

1 hour ago, Jetblack said:

Boo, you better quit messing with Doreen. What will happen if she will pull out a two foot long paddle with holes in it and spank your ass like it is never been spanked before

 

Doreen does chase me around with a paddle, but what we do behind closed doors is between us.

 

It's like 50 Shades of Grey meets The Benny Hill Show.

 

 

[Doreensfree]

 

A paddle with holes in you say !!!! Yep done that...we have fun...messing about on the river.....( wink ).....don't we Boo Boo bubbles.....

[Reciprocity]

ANOTHER Stick WIN!!

Edited January 22, 2018 by reciprocity

[Doreensfree]

Mmmm....the chicks must be  off doing all the important things in life.......we will be back soon.... Watch this space !!!

[Boo]

Another day, another spanking.

[Doreensfree]

[JB 883]

Doreen, maybe you could change Boo and Reciprocity's titles to "Women's rights champion".

they would LOVE it

[Reciprocity]

And, I'll change my profile pic to .......... 

 

Edited January 23, 2018 by reciprocity

[Doreensfree]

Well done chicklettes.. A dam good slap!!!!

[Doreensfree]

What a great Day !!!!!

[Doreensfree]

And it goes on !!!!.....

[Doreensfree]

4 slaps in a row...that's slap,slap,slap,slap...oh that feels good !!!!

[PeaceTrain]

These sticks are awfully quiet about it.  Cowering in a corner somewhere, are they?

[JB 883]

They are getting ready for Reciprocity's big quit party.

Maybe getting their hair and nails done.

 

Or watching Titanic and having a good cry.

[Reciprocity]

There ................... Happy now?

Edited January 27, 2018 by reciprocity

[Doreensfree]

5 slaps....have the sticks given up ????....

[Boo]

1 hour ago, Doreensfree said:

5 slaps....have the sticks given up ????....

 

We were busy.  Band practice...

 

 

[Doreensfree]

 

One more slap...chicks are. Unstoppable !!!!

6 hours ago, Boo said:

 

We were busy.  Band practice...

 

 

This caused a bladder leak !!!!!

[JB 883]

Oh my gyod as if that song were not nerve grating enough. I think it is the most played song by The Police. they had so many good ones like Spirits in the material world. Yet this POS is #1

[Boo]

4 hours ago, Jetblack said:

Oh my gyod as if that song were not nerve grating enough. I think it is the most played song by The Police. they had so many good ones like Spirits in the material world. Yet this POS is #1

 

It was a big hit in the eighties and then later Puff Daddy sampled it and introduced it to a whole new generation.  Overplayed, perhaps.  But still a good song.

 

The real mystery is: how did Jump become Van Halen's biggest hit?  It's the one song from the Diamond Dave era that I never liked.  Eddie is playing a synthesizer!  Why?  Did he lose a bet?  Dammit Eddie, stop screwing around and play your guitar!

 

A pointless rant about a 35 year-old song should distract from the current state of the numbers game...