Sueboo Needs Cheering Up

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[Ladybug]

A blonde, redhead and a brunette entered the half mile breast stroke race at the local lake.

The starters pistol signaled the beginning of the race and the ladies dive in. 

20 minutes later the brunette climbed out, the winner, 25 minutes later the redhead climbed out, second place. 5 hours later the blonde climbs out. 

She wanders over to the remaining judge and states "I don't mean to be a tell tale here but, I think those two were using their arms"

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:lol:  bug 

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Lol Bug :)

[Colleen]

What is brown and sticky?

 

 

 

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A stick!

[SueBeDoo]

Shocking Colleen utterly shocking lol

 

Thanks guys, appreciate it, , gunna take a break for a bit, need to get my head sorted x

Ktq

Take care

Love yis lots like jelly tots xxxxxx

[Nancy]

Love you, too, Sue!

[babs609]

I have no jokes but just want to hug ya

 

((((Sue))))

 

Feel better.

[Ladybug]

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. 

"Okay, honey," the sheriff drawled, "What is 1 and 1?" 

"Eleven," she replied. 

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?". 

"Today and Tomorrow," she replied. 

He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?", asked the sheriff. 

The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." 

The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go on and work on that one for a while?" 

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her buddies were waiting to hear the results of the interview. 

The blonde was overjoyed. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

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Ok take care Sue, love ya ;)

[Nicole Diver]

 

 

I'm late to a thread again!!

[Melody]

I seem to always be late to threads.

 

(((Hugs Sue))))

[Colleen]

Shocking Colleen utterly shocking lol

 

Thanks guys, appreciate it, , gunna take a break for a bit, need to get my head sorted x

Ktq

Take care

Love yis lots like jelly tots xxxxxx

My favorite joke Sue, b/c it's the only one I can remember lol  You will hear me tell it often  :D  Hope you have a nice rest and are back for more QT fun tomorrow  :)

[Pippa]

Hey Sue - late as always - hope you are feeling better !