Not for the faint hearted....!

[PorkandPancakes]

I am sat here discussing our quits with my delightful other half. He is a self employed tradesman and he tells me one of the biggest things he and many other workmates have noticed is how they are no longer 'regular'. I'm assured that coffee and a cigarette first thing in the morning would bring on the infamous 'morning poo' (sorry for the graphics). Apparently, not being able to go first thing is a problem as 'you don't poo in other people's houses'. This means he is often left needing to go through the day and forced to find a shop facility or come home.

 

I can't say I've noticed said phenomenon as I work shifts thus don't keep a 'regular schedule!'

 

Is this something others have noticed?!

[Boo]

NOPE!

 

My movements are like clockwork.  How weird is it that I feel a sense of pride right now?

[ChRiSpY]

I would say that I was the exact opposite.  When I smoked...my food barely had time to digest before it left the facility.

 

Now... regular like the sun rises and falls everyday.

 

Keep on...crappin on  B)

[bakon]

He needs more beer at night

[PorkandPancakes]

 

 

NOPE!

 

My movements are like clockwork. How weird is it that I feel a sense of pride right now?

That's it Boo. You're a good boy. Off you go and play now.... ;-p

 

He needs more beer at night

That must be where he's going wrong. He drinks wine mostly.

[Doreensfree]

Some times this board is so educational... Lol...oh ya I'm fine ...

[PorkandPancakes]

Tee hee hee. Sorry to lower the tone!

 

(Ps: Boo, my above post sounds patronising, it was meant to be funny like when kids are proud because they didn't pick their nose in the last hour or something. I'm not sure if it came across that way though?!)

[Nancy]

I think this is a very common side effect of quitting...

[Boo]

(Ps: Boo, my above post sounds patronising, it was meant to be funny like when kids are proud because they didn't pick their nose in the last hour or something. I'm not sure if it came across that way though?!)

 

Too late.  You've hurt my feelings.  All I wanted to do was brag about my gastrointestinal regularity on the internet...You made it weird.

 

For the record: I'm just screwing around.  If I was easily offended, I would have to get a whole new group of friends.  Those jerks!

[PorkandPancakes]

S**t. Sorry Boo. I feel bad that I didn't recognise your gastrointestinal movements were above average. Tell me now. I'm listening. Go on, stage is yours.....

 

Still weird, isn't it?

 

Sorry. I think the moment passed......

 

Just like your daily motions!! BOOM!! (She knocks it out of the park!!)

[Nancy]

You guys are cracking me up!  (Maybe the title should be Not for the Faint Farted?)