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This guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 p.m., after golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.

"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f*cking mess, and the dishes aren't done.

Can't you see I'm still in my f*cking pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*ck did you bring him home unannounced, you stupid idiot?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married."

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Guy asks how long he has been wearing womans underwear?

Buddy answers "since she found a pair in my truck."

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Husband: Shall we try a new position tonight?


Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.


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