HAHA

[Sonic]

This guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 p.m., after golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.

"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f*cking mess, and the dishes aren't done.

Can't you see I'm still in my f*cking pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*ck did you bring him home unannounced, you stupid idiot?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married."

[BAT]

[Runfree]

Funny part of this is that he was expecting dinner...silly man.

[bakon]

Guy asks how long he has been wearing womans underwear?

Buddy answers "since she found a pair in my truck."

[babs609]

Husband: Shall we try a new position tonight?

Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.

[babs609]

OMG!!   :lol:

 

A man tells his friend, "My wife is an angel."

His friend replies, "Lucky you. Mine's still alive."

[Doreensfree]

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows ?

There making loads of headlines...