October 8, 201510 yr My 10 year old niece decides she wants a kitten and of course Grandma (my Mom) obliges. Problem is - THE KID IS ONLY HERE ON THE WEEKENDS! I have this insane kitty following me all over the place. It's psycho!! FLIES through the air to latch onto my knees. Nibbles at my nostrils at night. Randomly licks my lips with its rough tongue. I've never had a kitten...everyone thinks they're so cute... well, they're A LOT OF WORK AND THEY NEED A LOT OF ATTENTION. Thankfully, I finally devised an effective decoy. I tied a scarf to the ceiling fan - tied some floss to the scarf. Then turned the fan on. Kitty has been busy for almost a half hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank f-ing god. Most of the time I can't type anything on this laptop - - he just wants to attack. Help me.
October 8, 201510 yr Thankfully, I finally devised an effective decoy. I tied a scarf to the ceiling fan - tied some floss to the scarf. Then turned the fan on. Kitty has been busy for almost a half hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank f-ing god. This won't end well. ps It's fake.
October 10, 201510 yr ahhh, yes, catittudes and personalities. fun stuff! We have 3 that walk a mile and a half with us through the forest every day. Maybe you could teach it to run in the rain with you. Just put it in the pouch of a hoodie sweat shirt and goooo! okay maybe not....
October 10, 201510 yr somehow, that scene from fatal attraction came to mind. you know the one...but it was a bunny. i hate cats. i think i may be the only female on earth that does.
October 13, 201510 yr You're a kitkat now :D Yeah they need you ALL day until they get old start drulling and peeying everywhere accept the litterbox... i had a kitkat too. Loved it BIG time my Bagheera. You're gonna learn to appreciate the attitude of a kitkat. For real. :D KITKAT :P
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