##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

Because your nose is stuffed up

 

Are the Dutch insulted by the term Dutch oven?

[notsmokinjo]

Not when they go camping.

 

In wot universe is limbo fun?

[jillar]

I've heard it's very popular on Mars

 

Why is a fly called a fly when everything else that flies has cool names?

[notsmokinjo]

Because its feelings got hurt when it was called shIt eater.

 

Just what is goolie  gum?

[Sslip]

It's the equivalent of breast lifting tape for us older guys who still want to go commando

 

Who turned out the lights?

[Wee fluffy me]

The wee man with his finger on the switch..

 

 

On what occasion is an occasional table a table..?

[Sslip]

Christmas day 2030, just be patient it'll come good

 

Why do dogs wag their tails?

[notsmokinjo]

Cos they don't have arms.

 

Why don't marines know what they've been told?

 

[jillar]

Because you're talking to GI Joe

 

Who is the boogie man?

[notsmokinjo]

The bloke with the greenest fingers.

 

The St Andrew's cross is linked to 2 things, Scotland and a bondage apparatus... Is there a connection?

[Sslip]

It wouldn't be much good as bondge apparatus if there wasn't a connection.

 

Why does time wait for no man?

[Wee fluffy me]

Because there is no man called no man..

 

 

 

Why is a sausage called a sausage?

[Sslip]

Just now, Wee fluffy me said:

Because there is no man called no man..

 

 

 

Why is a sausage called a sausage?

 

Sorry that was meant to be "why does time wait for norman". Seem to be dropping my Rs this morning.

 

So that we can make comic references

 

Would you like a bite of your hubby's sausage?

[jillar]

Would you like your wife to bite YOUR sausage?!

 

Why is there nothing on tv?

[notsmokinjo]

Cos its too skin to put anything on.. It all just falls off, stupid flat screens.

 

When will a comet wipe out all trace of man?

Edited March 19, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[jillar]

Around the same time hell freezes over

 

What's the deal with the sloth?

[notsmokinjo]

I heard Chunk ate all his Babe Ruth bars.

 

Why did Jack gave to hit the road and not come back?

 

[Sslip]

Cos he was sky diving

 

If what goes up must come down why is there space junk?

[notsmokinjo]

Cos it takes longer to come down the higher you get.. Um I mean go.

 

Why would ya sing about bein girt by sea?

[Sslip]

It's a misspelling. My Nan's sister Gert went to the coast. She loved it there did Gert, down by the sea and she loved a singalong. Ah simpler times.

 

How's it going?

[notsmokinjo]

With an engine an some juice.

 

Where ya bin?

[Sslip]

Out front, it's collection day

 

What can you do, eh?

[notsmokinjo]

Facepaint an decorate cakes.

 

Wot can you do?

[Sslip]

Slip in gratuitous references to masturbation in as many topics as I can. Cum to think of it I'm surprised I haven't been tossed off the boards for it yet.

 

When will I ever grow up?

[notsmokinjo]

But aren't you the pan?

 

Why is there a strange race of orange sheilas in Essex?

Edited March 19, 2018 by notsmokinjo