##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[darcy]

To bitch, ...

 

Why do people speed up when you go to pass them?

[jillar]

Its safer than braking

 

Why do dogs sniff each others butts?

[Stewbum]

Only licking them is rude.

 

Why do wabbits like monkeys?

[jillar]

They give the best massages

 

Does having stage fright mean you’re afraid of raised wooden platforms?

[Stewbum]

Only if you can't use a diving board.

 

What makes an elephant cry.

[Brioski]

Forgetting someone’s birthday.

 

Why do we rest our heads on pillows?

[Stewbum]

Because rocks are too hard.

 

Why do cars have round wheels?

[jillar]

It's easier to put tires on them

 

Why do owls say who?

[Stewbum]

Because they can't write.

 

Why do fart's smell?

[jillar]

To remind you that you're full of shit  

 

People say something tastes like crap so why do so many people know what crap tastes like? 

[Stewbum]

That analogy was started from people who kiss ass all the time.

 

Why did the Deer run from the hunter?

[jillar]

He thought it was deer season

 

Why do they say “one size fits all” when it clearly doesn’t fit a baby?

[Stewbum]

Didn't you know the next evolution of mankind is big babies? Geeze some people's kids....

Yes very stupid answer....

 

If the world flooded would it matter to a duck?

Edited September 28, 2023 by Stewbum

[jillar]

Nope

 

Why can't I look a gift horse in the mouth?

[Mac#23]

Because you are looking at the wrong end.

 

The last gift I got from a horse was

[jillar]

How should I know, it's your gift  

 

What kind of worm eats the gooky between your toes?

[susie14]

A very very hungry one

 

At what time did time begin?

[jillar]

Day time

 

Why do you have to make an appointment with a psychic, shouldn't they be expecting you?