##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[intoxicated yoda]

they live below a$$holes.

 

why?

 

 

[jillar]

Because I said so

 

What color is gravity?

Edited January 3, 2022 by jillar

[Katgirl]

Duhhh….black, of course?

 

Where do babies come from?

Edited January 5, 2022 by Katgirl

[intoxicated yoda]

power outages

 

Why are only brown cows asked how now?

[jillar]

They're the only ones who listen

 

Why do people talk to walls?

[Katgirl]

They are hoping to hear their echo

 

why is there no 13th floor in most multistory buildings?

[Mac#23]

So people will ask why there is no 13th floor

 

Why do they only fry green tomatoes ?

Edited January 7, 2022 by Mac#23

[Katgirl]

Duhhhh…..Because the red ones are too mushy…

 

How far away is Uranus?

[jillar]

Far enough to hide any odor come by from it

 

What pets get peeves?

[intoxicated yoda]

the ones with 4 or more legs

 

What kind of cheese is the moon made of?

Edited January 11, 2022 by intoxicated yoda

[jillar]

Swiss, you can tell by the craters

 

Why do guys scream like girls?

 

 

Edited January 16, 2022 by jillar

[Katgirl]

Duh! Cause girls rule!

 

when you are stuck in heavy traffic, where the hell is everyone trying to get to?

[jillar]

Their destination

 

Why is it that when people are asked what they would bring to a deserted island, they never answer ‘a boat’?

[Mac#23]

Duh, they already have a boat. How do you think they got there?

 

Why do people think that a bartender needs to hear their whole life story?

[Katgirl]

Cause the bartender asks for it…

what’s the point of saving your whole life, only to die with money in the bank?

[jillar]

To leave something for your beneficiaries 

 

Why is having to poop called #2?

[intoxicated yoda]

because the Browns will never get to the Superbowl

 

why do they make toilet paper in those little squares?

 

 

[jillar]

To give you something to do while you're pooping, like origami

 

Why do moths fly into lights?

 

 

[Katgirl]

Because they can’t see where they’re going, when it’s dark outside.

Why  are there  evil people in the world?

[jillar]

So lawyers and law enforcement have jobs

 

How do I hear the 1000 words a picture says?

 

[intoxicated yoda]

listen with your eyes

 

Why is it called a new moon when it's always the same one?

[jillar]

It sounds more exciting

 

Does anyone have Jesus's autograph?

[intoxicated yoda]

no, pens hadn't been invented yet

 

do woodchucks chuck wood?

[jillar]

Yes

 

 

Why do so many people have donkeys and want me to kiss it?

[Katgirl]

Cause they don’t like you.

 

why are there so many idiots in the world?