##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[notsmokinjo]

Cos Quicksilver, Mambo and RipCurl where out of his price range.

 

Why was he not the messiah, just a very naughty boy?

[despair not]

That's what happens when u hang out with a welsh tart called Judith.

 

Why was Marvin such a paranoid android ?

[notsmokinjo]

Because he knew Cryton was coming and that Lister would give him lie mode.

 

Why was Rimmer such a pr1ck?

[despair not]

he had studied for it and practiced a lot.

 

When will I see you again.?

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

When your looking at me?

 

Will ya catch me ontha flip side?

[despair not]

depends how heavy you are.

 

will you still love me tomorrow

[notsmokinjo]

I don't really love you now. (  )

 

Wot sorta night was it back in 63?

[Sslip]

Oh let me tell you. What a night!

 

Will the drifters ever come back?

[notsmokinjo]

It will depend on  the tides and the current

 

 

When is nigh?

[despair not]

sooner and closer than you think'

 

where did I put my keys.

[notsmokinjo]

Don't ask me, I even loose mine in my pocket, wait who's keys are these I have cos their not mine.

 

Should I make my dad a cuppa or make him make one for me?

[despair not]

I don't care but who made the last one?

 

what are the 39 steps ?

[notsmokinjo]

39 steps, nah mate there's only 10 steps in the program.

 

What is the Giants Causeway?

[despair not]

about 25 tons

 

what is the impossible dream?

[notsmokinjo]

Immortality

 

Where is the end of the rainbow?

[despair not]

Way up high where theres a place that I dream of.

 

Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp ?

 

[notsmokinjo]

Wasn't it Dean Proffit's chainsaw.

 

What is a rama-lama-ding-dong?

[Sslip]

X Rated, that's what

 

What makes the perfect gentleman?

[despair not]

money

 

what makes a lady

[Sslip]

Start with a perfectly fun, well adjusted woman and suck all the fun out.

 

Should I get my coat?

 

 

[jillar]

I'd get it before it gets you

 

Why do kids have imaginary friends?

[Sslip]

Let me just check that out with my imaginary friend, he knows about these things.

 

What is the dream Californians are living?

[jillar]

The nightmare that Florida is living or as we say Florida-I-duh!

 

Who farted?

[Sslip]

It was the dog

 

Why does the dog always get the blame?

[notsmokinjo]

Cos he's always bloody guilty.

 

Why do everyone else's farts stibk an mine smell like flowers?