##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Mac#23]

They wanted to be neighbors with the koala bears

 

What do kangaroos carry in their pouch when they don't have a kid?

[jillar]

Their id cards

 

What do woodchucks do with all that wood?

[Mac#23]

They chuck it

  

Who taught beavers how to build dams?

[jillar]

Their dads 

 

Why is waking up on the wrong side of the bed a bad thing?

[Mac#23]

Because you will have a bad day

 

Who decides which side is the wrong side?

Edited January 18, 2021 by Mac#23

[jillar]

The person accusing you of waking up on it

 

Why do I keep writing are when I mean our?

[Mac#23]

Maybe you keep forgetting to wear your reading glasses

 

Why do the words fore, for and four all sound the same but are spelt differently?

[jillar]

So we know which meaning to use

 

Do all skunks get drunk?

 

[Mac#23]

No, they get stoned on skunk weed

 

Do you get a hangover when you get punch drunk?

[jillar]

No you get knocked out

 

Why don't oranges have a cool name like apricots or bananas do?

[Mac#23]

Because they were named after the color

 

How come all fruit weren't named after what color they are?

[jillar]

Because eating a yellow doesn't sound very flavorful

 

If smartphones are so smart why'd it take a human to invent it?

[Mac#23]

It's only as smart as it's maker

 

Which is smarter your smart Tv or smart phone?

[jillar]

Me because I have neither

 

Do smart devices have to take I.q. tests to qualify as such?

[Mac#23]

No but some people should need to take an IQ test before purchasing one.

 

Should you trust your smart devices?

[jillar]

Not unless they're off

 

How do they put all those shows inside my Dish receiver?

[Mac#23]

With a lot of lube

 

Which box holds more shows, dish or direct TV?

[jillar]

They're both the same but different

 

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

 

[Mac#23]

I would purchase one at the store

 

Is there anything that you can't deep fry?

[jillar]

Human remains (its against the law)

 

Why do farts smell but burps don't?

[Mac#23]

Because that's what happens when you force air past a turd

 

Why do they call human turds a stool?

[jillar]

To confuse you

 

Can you use a booger as glue?

[Mac#23]

Yes, to seal an envelope instead of licking it

 

 

Can someone help you with self help instructions?

[jillar]

They can but they hate too and will call you names behind your back

 

 

What happens to pictures that aren't worth 1000 words?

[Mac#23]

You can buy them at a half off sale.

 

Do you think that Waldo was bad at directions since he was lost?