##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

No, if you don't have a box opener you can try your fingernail. If that doesn't work, you're screwed

 

Why do we sleep at night instead of day?

[Mac#23]

Because we work during the day

 

Why do prisoners have to wear orange?

 

[jillar]

Its part of the punishment

 

Why can't all birds fly?

[Mac#23]

Because they weren't taught

 

Can you put anything else in a milk crate besides milk?

[jillar]

If you go over to the 10 Things You Can Do With thread you'll see what else you can do with them

 

Does Taylor Swift sew fast?

 

[Mac#23]

Only when she uses a sewing machine

 

Why is it called a boxing ring if it's square and not round?

[jillar]

Because of the ringing in your ears when you get knocked the fruck out!

 

Why is there no ice in ice cream?

[Mac#23]

Because cold cream doesn't sound right

 

Can you make Christmas cookies all year or just around Christmas time?

[jillar]

If you want to call them Christmas cookies they have to be made around Christmas

 

How can i tell if the fridge light goes off when I close the door?

[Mac#23]

Get a glass see thru door

 

What's the difference between a walking stick and a cane?

[jillar]

The girth

 

Why does Santa wear red?

[Mac#23]

Because blue makes him look fat

 

Where did the elves come from?

[jillar]

Their mamma's womb 

 

Is hump day a holiday for camels?

[Mac#23]

No but it is for dirty old men in trench coats

 

Why is it that people need to stop right in middle of a walkway to talk so you have to find away around them?

[jillar]

Because they are self centered and so full of themselves there's no room for anything else like manners or etiquette...

 

How can I tell which cookie is the smart one?

[Mac#23]

The ones with the big Bran (haha.. instead of brain)

 

Is it okay to eat English Muffins in America or must I eat American Muffins?

[jillar]

Its ok, I won't turn you in

 

Why is flipping someone off called giving them the bird?

[Mac#23]

It was invented by an old monk by the name of Brother Byrd

 

Is there reason why you must put your pinky out while drinking tea?

[jillar]

Yes, its because there's no room for it in the cup handle

 

Why isn't toilet paper called butt wipe since that's what it's for?

[Mac#23]

It's actually called ass paper

 

Can a paper weight be used to hold down a tablecloth or do you need a table weight?

 

[jillar]

That's what the place settings are for

 

If someone says save my place what happens if I don't?

 

 

[Mac#23]

Then you're violating the wait line etiquette

 

If a mirror breaks while you are standing next to it but you didn't break it do you still get 7 years bad luck

[jillar]

Nope just shows you make your own bad luck

 

Is my flip phone stupid?

[Mac#23]

Your flip phone is only as stupid as you think it is

 

Is your TV as stupid as your phone?

[jillar]

No, just a little dumb

 

Why does down to the wire mean running out of time?