##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Mac#23]

Because you know what you really like

 

Is a toadstool really a stool for toads

[jillar]

Yes thus the name

 

Why are women who date younger men called cougars?

[Mac#23]

I think cougar means female creeper

 

Were monks named after monkeys

[jillar]

I'm not Catholic so I don't know

 

How do I keep my scissors from being smashed when I play rock, paper, scissors?

[Mac#23]

Stop throwing the scissors out there

 

 

Are pocket protectors only supposed to be used on shirt pockets or can you use it on your pants?

[jillar]

You can use them on anything with a pocket thus the name

 

How do we get wax in our ears?

[Mac#23]

The wax fairies

 

Why is the caboose always the last car on the train?

[jillar]

So you know where the end is

 

If you were sitting in a bathtub full of Jello and you farted would that fart get stuck in the Jello?

[Mac#23]

Why are we sitting in a bathtub full of jello again

 

Can you get totally full on eating jello or is there always room for jello?

Edited December 1, 2020 by Mac#23

[jillar]

Yes but only until you pee, then you're ready for more

 

Why's everyone looking for Waldo?

[Mac#23]

Because he pissed everyone off

 

Do you think that the boy scouts and girl scouts should have a 2020 survivor badge?

[jillar]

I think we all should get a badge!

 

Do fish burp?

[Mac#23]

No but they do fart

 

If a bear shits in the woods and no one is around does it stink?

[jillar]

No. Shit only stinks if someone is around

 

Do good looking chefs cook better food than ugly ones?

[Mac#23]

Of course we do

 

Is it a door mat or a area rug?

[jillar]

Depends on how often you get walked on

 

How come there's no stupid question but a lot of stupid answers?

[Mac#23]

That's wrong because there's a shit ton of stupid questions

 

What's the difference between a end table and a tv tray?

[jillar]

A tv tray folds up

 

Why aren't there lessons to learn how to speak dog?

[Mac#23]

Because the bark is worse than the

 

Do you have to speak scottish to scottish terrier?

[jillar]

No, they also understand Irish

 

Why did Santa pick coal to give naughty boys and girls?

[Mac#23]

It was easier to transport

 

Does Santa really have a favorite cookie?

[jillar]

Yes and its coincidently your parents favorite as well  

 

 

What does birds and bees have to do with sex?

[Mac#23]

Nothing unless you're into that

 

Is everything really better with bacon?

[jillar]

Yes, what kind of a stupid question is that?!

 

Why isn't bacon on everything?

[Mac#23]

Because of the dam vegetarians

 

Can you use a letter opener to open boxes?