##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Mac#23]

Only seeing eye teeth get eye exams

 

What's the difference between "a few" and "a couple"?

[jillar]

One

 

Why are bangs called bangs?

[Mac#23]

When that part of your hair looks like shit you want to bang your head against the wall

 

What is the difference between a wall and a partition?

[jillar]

The gap

 

Why didn't Santa and Mrs Claus ever have kids?

[Mac#23]

Who says they didn't

 

Why are they called a snake on land but an eel in the water?

Edited November 24, 2020 by Mac#23

[jillar]

Eels are to snakes what apes are to humans 

 

How long can I blame everything on menopause?

[Mac#23]

Until people stop listening to you

 

Do you need to know math to do paint by numbers?

[jillar]

If you don't want a green horse you do

 

 

Why is a rabbits foot good luck since it obviously wasn't for the bunny?

[Mac#23]

Better him than you

 

Why do they call you four eyes when you wear glasses?

[jillar]

I was just wondering that myself

 

Shouldn't they be called binocular eyes instead?

[Mac#23]

Then what would you call binoculars

 

Do you think that twinkies and mayonnaise will still be good after 30yrs on the shelf?

[notsmokinjo]

Mayo, nope, Twinkies yep cos aren't they just the chemical version of a cockroach, they'd survive an atomic blast.

 

(Have never eaten a twinkie)

 

If I sniff the hand wash gel will I get buzzed?

 

 

[Mac#23]

Is there something we need to know here, Jo?

 

Can hand sanitizer be applied anywhere or just the hands?

[jillar]

No

 

Why are insurance company commercials so funny?

[Mac#23]

Accidents are just funny

 

When does a boat become a ship?

[jillar]

When it graduates high school

 

Why do chefs wear those poofy hats?

[Mac#23]

Because of all the hot air in the kitchen

 

Isn't a blimp just a weird shaped balloon?

[notsmokinjo]

Who you calling wierd shaped? AT least ya didn't say large.

 

If sniffing the sanitizer won t give me a buzz what about licking it?

[Mac#23]

Licking it won't give you a buzz and I don't recommend it

 

If you use hand lotion on any other body part besides your hands does it not work?

[notsmokinjo]

Well I've heard it has a lubricating effect on a certain body part but technically you'd still b e using it on ya hand.

 

Are we sure mother nature isn't really a psycho path, have You not seen the a Australian fauna and flora?

[jillar]

 I think Mother Nature plays favorites

 

Why can't you buy whole turkeys all year long?

[Mac#23]

Duh.. Thanksgiving is in November

 

Why are turkeys considered birds if they can't fly?

[jillar]

Because they get plucked instead of skinned

 

Why can't you eat cow skin?

[Mac#23]

The hair gets stuck between your teeth

 

Is it a water spigot or a water tap?

[jillar]

If its outdoors its a spigot, indoors a tap

 

Why does home cooking always taste better then restaurant food?