##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

It's not

 

Why do they say drink up when you down your drink?

[Mac#23]

Well you can't down your drink until you pick up your drink first

 

Who decided that 4:20 was the right time to get baked?

[jillar]

A bunch of Grateful Dead followers did but a true stoner knows anytime is a good time

 

Can eye teeth see?

 

 

 

 

[Mac#23]

What the hell are eye teeth

 

Can you buy the bulk size of a product in bulk?

 

 

[jillar]

Yes, its called a lot

 

Who gets to decide how words are spelled?

[Mac#23]

Mr. Webster's publisher

 

If someone tells you to take a seat then is it wrong to literally take the seat and leave?

[jillar]

No its fine because they told you to take it.

 

What happens when a sign says take one and you take two?

[Mac#23]

It depends if someone sees you or not

 

If you are already wearing a coat why would you need to wear and overcoat?

[jillar]

To keep your coat warm and dry

 

Why don't dogs use litter boxes like cats do?

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

Because they prefer grass.

 

If you get pregnant in Vegas does the baby have to stay there?

[Mac#23]

Not originally but whenthey get older it's mandatory to move back

 

Can I sit in a gaming chair when I'm not playing games?

[jillar]

You can if you want a bunch of dirty looks

 

If diamonds are a girls best friend should i tell my best friend Jim so he doesn't here it from someone else?

 

 

[Mac#23]

It's best he hears it from you first

 

Why do they call a woman's purse a hand bag?

[jillar]

Because of all the times we say "hand me my bag"

 

When does the squirts become diarrhea?

 

 

 

[Mac#23]

Once it leaves your arse hole

 

Is it a 65" TV or a 65" monitor?

[jillar]

Depends on what's connected to it

 

 

How do these maps always know where I am?

 

[notsmokinjo]

They are fizchick.

 

How is lying back and thinking of England supposed to get you through a shitty sex experience?

 

(I mean England, really, shouldn't  they have said lie back and think of a Hemsworth...or some such)

[Mac#23]

Because of all the rock hard structures

 ( Get your mind out of the gutter I'm talking about the castles)

 

Is gratifying yourself considered a sexual experience or just busy work? 

[jillar]

It depends on the amount of foreplay

 

If knocked up means you're pregnant why doesn't knocked down mean you had the thing?

[Mac#23]

Haha... I really don't know how to answer that

 

When someone says to you, this doesn't smell right can you try it and let me know. Why do we try it?

[jillar]

Um, we don't....

 

Why can't you answer a simple question?

[Mac#23]

I was completely baffled by the questions stupidity

 

Why is it called a sidewalk when it runs parallel to the front of the house?

[jillar]

Because "parallel to the front of the house" couldn't fit on a road sign

 

 

If two "no's" make a "yes" why doesn't two "wrongs" make a "right"? 

[Mac#23]

Who says two "no's" make a yes

 

What's the difference between a throw and a blanket

Edited November 23, 2020 by Mac#23

[jillar]

If you can't throw it then its a blanket

 

Why don't eye teeth need eye exams?