##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

A coat can only be worn in winter

 

What is the man in the moon doing up there?

[Mac#23]

Eating moon pies

 

Why is a television set called the boob tube?

[jillar]

It's named after the person watching it

 

Why does it matter if a tree falling when no ones around makes a sound?

[Mac#23]

Because inquiring minds want to know

 

What does slap happy really mean?

[jillar]

It means you get a thrill out of slapping things

 

If they keep robbing Peter to pay Paul why hasn't Paul beefed up his security?

[Mac#23]

Peter doesn't have a clue

 

What's the difference between your left and your other left?

[jillar]

The other left isn't your left

 

If two wrongs don't make a right, what do they make?

[Mac#23]

Two wrongs = wrong squared

 

Is a hypothetical question just a fake question?

[jillar]

Hypothetically yes

 

If humans are the superior race how come we still have to wipe our butts and dogs don't?

[Mac#23]

They do, haven't you ever seen a dog dragging his butt across the floor

 

Why do people say that drinking by yourself is bad?

[jillar]

They've never tried it

 

Why's everyone trying to find Waldo?

[Mac#23]

Why not

 

Do people realize that while they are in their cars wearing a mask that they can't lick the windows?

[jillar]

Yes

 

Why would people want to lick their windows?

[Mac#23]

Because they can

 

Why does a dog lick his balls?

[jillar]

Because he can

 

Why do so many people know what shit tastes like?

[Mac#23]

Because they're shit talkers

 

Why do gay people come out of the closet?

[jillar]

Because of the people who made them feel like they had to be in there to begin with

 

Why do people buy so many shirts with T's on them?

[Mac#23]

Because there t-shirts

 

What's the difference between a coffee cup and a coffee mug?

[jillar]

Who's using it

 

Why don't dust bunnies look or act like real bunnies?

[Mac#23]

Who says they don't, Have you ever seen one

 

Is the grass really greener on the other side?

[jillar]

Yes, have you not seen my yard?!

 

Why do people like living in subzero temperatures?

[Mac#23]

You get used to the cold

 

Why do people like living in areas where it gets above 100 degrees?

[jillar]

See above

 

Why do guys call their muscles guns?

[Mac#23]

I literally got nothing.

 

Why are older sports cars called muscle cars?

 

[jillar]

They're not

 

Why's my neighbor's house keep falling out of escrow?