##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Mac#23]

They unlock the piano padlock

 

Why do parking spots have yellow lines but no one parks between them?

[jillar]

Those spots are only for yellow cars

 

Do you yawn in your sleep?

 

[Mac#23]

 I don't know I'm sleeping

 

Why is this season called Fall?

[jillar]

It sounds better then shed

 

How do you tell before the fart if it's going to stink or not?

[Mac#23]

You can't, just let it rip and take your chances

 

When you feel gas coming on how do you know when you should make a bee line for the bathroom?

[jillar]

If it sounds juicy you should probably go pronto

 

Why is chalk bored?

[Mac#23]

Because it's an inanimate object

 

 

Who came up with the names for all 64 colors in the crayola crayon box?

[jillar]

Snow White and the seven dwarfs did

 

How can you find time if it's not lost to begin with?

[Mac#23]

You don't find time,  it finds you

 

Why are there so many different time zones?

[jillar]

To reduce the number of reruns on tv

 

What do elephants keep in their trunks?

[Mac#23]

Just like everyone else they got junk in the trunk

 

 

Who's tougher, superman or batman?

[jillar]

Superman but Batman has a cooler car

 

Why do they call people who wear glasses four eyes?

[Mac#23]

Because they're seeing double

 

Why do super heroes wear capes?

[jillar]

How else would you know they were super?!

 

Why do all super heroes wear tights?

 

 

[Mac#23]

So they don't look so overweight

 

Do superheroes have to have a super power?

[jillar]

That's what makes them super

 

Why do people think saying "in bed" after reading their fortune cookie is so funny?

[Mac#23]

Because they're nerds and have never had sex

 

Was revenge of the nerds movie a true story?

[jillar]

Probably

 

The T and the E word off on my keyboard so how do I know which is which?

[Mac#23]

Just push them

 

How does autocorrect know which word needs correcting?

[jillar]

It doesn't. It's an evil satanic misfit that gets its pleasure from picking any word it wants and replacing it with any word it wants

 

Why can't I get my CD player to play my vhs tapes?

[Angeleek]

Cuz you can't fit a rectangular box into a round hole.

 

What"s the difference between Wi-Fi and Hi-Fi?

 

 

 

 

[jillar]

The W

 

What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?

[Angeleek]

Grind them into fairy dust.

 

Why isn't wheat flour called wheat meal?

[jillar]

Because it's an ingredient not a meal

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[Mac#23]

The same amount as it always takes

 

What's the shelf life of a Twinkie?