##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Mac#23]

I don't know but I'm not milking it

 

 

If a drunk falls in the woods, does anyone here him scream like a little girl?

 

 

[jillar]

Drunks don't scream, if they fall it's because they passed out

 

Which cows make chocolate milk?

[Mac#23]

The hershey cows

 

 

Why is there a worm in the bottom of some tequila bottles?

[jillar]

Bad quality control

 

Why does autocorrect keep trying to change what I want to say?

 

[notsmokinjo]

cos its a typo and it should be called autoincorrect.

 

Why are grains of rye called berries?

[Mac#23]

Because it's easier to sell berries

 

Why is it called a hookah and not a bong?

[jillar]

To differentiate between the elite potheads and the typical stoner

 

How far east can you go before you’re heading west?

[Mac#23]

Not far if you don't which direction you're going

 

Which is it curtains or drapes?

Edited September 4, 2020 by Mac#23

[jillar]

Curtains

 

Why are weeping willow trees so sad?

[Mac#23]

Because their branches are drooping

 

Can you really slip and fall on a banana peel?

[jillar]

Yes it you're a cartoon character

 

 

Is a fence suppose to keep us out or mother nature in?

[Mac#23]

It has nothing to do with mother nature. It's to keep your ass of my grass.

 

Is it a bucket or a pail?

[jillar]

It would depend on the application

 

Why can't I echo in my backyard?

[Mac#23]

Crawl back into your cave and try again

 

Why do other people think that you actually care about their opinions?

[jillar]

Because we asked for it

 

Can I watch "I Love Lucy" if I only like her?

[Mac#23]

Yes but you can only watch a portion of the show

 

Why do they call them drive-in restaurants and not drive-up restaurants?

[jillar]

To differentiate them from banks

 

Why is it that every time I turn on the light switch next to my sink my sink starts growling?

[Mac#23]

It associates light with food, it's hungry

 

Can you get arrested for breaking the laws of grammar?

[jillar]

No one in the South has so far so I'm guessing no

 

What should I do about my eyebrow itching?

[WeegieWoman]

Have you got fleas? 

[beazel]

Or scratch it

 

What shape is the sky?

[jillar]

It's a halo around the earth

 

If my foot falls asleep and I stub my toe will it hurt?

[beazel]

Only if the rest of you is awake

 

If you're "born again" do you have two bellybuttons?

[jillar]

Yes and there's no telling where it'll show up and it's usually an outty

 

What's wallpaper called when you put it on a ceiling?

 

 

 

[Mac#23]

Ceiling paper what else

 

Why is a case of wine 12 bottles and a case of beer 24 bottles?