##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Mac#23]

You don't

 

How do you know there's a power outage if you're sleeping?

 

 

[jillar]

The stupid smoke alarm beeps every few minutes

 

Why can't Japanese people wait for their fish to cook?

 

 

[Mac#23]

Because they're impatient

 

Do you have to use chopsticks with Asian food?

[jillar]

Yes that's why I never get to eat it

 

Do Asians use chopsticks to keep with their excellent work ethics?

[Mac#23]

No, it says that they don't need no stupid utensils

 

What happens if an Asian descent person doesn't know how to use chopsticks?

[jillar]

They turn Caucasian

 

How come people automatically bend their arm when they say "Viking"?

[Mac#23]

Because they might tip over if they bend their leg

 

How many people does it take to paddle a Viking ship?

 

 

 

Edited August 28, 2020 by Mac#23

[jillar]

All of them

 

Is throwing a party for no reason a reason?

[Mac#23]

That would be a reasonable answer

 

If you're having a party, do you invite the neighbors or piss them off with the loud music?

[jillar]

I prefer pissing them off and THEN inviting them

 

How can I be hungry but not hungry at the same time all the time?

 

 

[Mac#23]

Because you are experiencing food guilt

 

Do you think that cows like being milked every day?

[jillar]

I'd like someone playing with my teats everyday....

 

Why do people look when you say don't look?

[Mac#23]

Because stupid people can't help it

 

Why do people think that the more they look at their watch the faster time will go?

[jillar]

They're gluttons for punishment

 

Why do they say when it rains it pours, it hardly ever pours in California? 

[beazel]

I think they are talking about pouring wine

 

Why do they call it chili if it's hot?

[Mac#23]

So you'll eat it

 

Why do roosters crow in the morning?

[jillar]

To wake you up

 

Why is everything better when you're not supposed to have it?

[Mac#23]

Because envy sucks

 

What's the difference between a cab and a taxi?

[jillar]

It's based on what day of the week you request one. Last I checked odd days were taxi and even were cab.

 

 

What's the best way to collect a bucket of steam?

 

[Mac#23]

In a steam bath with a fancy steam bucket

 

Can you use a bath towel to dry dishes our must you have a dish towel?

[jillar]

They wouldn't have specific names of they weren't meant for specific purposes. Never ever use a bath or hand towel for dishes!

 

What's tougher than a nail?

[Mac#23]

The hammer of course

 

Why doesn't a ten penny nail cost 10 cents?

Edited September 3, 2020 by Mac#23

[jillar]

Because then it'd be a dime nail

 

What do I do if it says refrigerate unused portion and all I have is an ice box?

[Mac#23]

Why is there ice in your box

 

What's the difference between a teeter totter and a seesaw?

[jillar]

Teeter totters are five years old and under

 

How come cowboys aren't half cow half boy?