##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[notsmokinjo]

It's relative to the direction you are facing.

 

I know you can be overwhelmed and I know you can be underwhelmed but can you just be whelmed.

[Mac#23]

You can be if you want to

 

Is a dishwasher just for washing dishes or can I wash pots and pans too?

[jillar]

No you have to buy the pot and pan washer

 

How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway, they're just magically there?

[Mac#23]

The billboard elves do it magically

 

Can you drink your weight in Coors light?

[jillar]

Yes, yes I can

 

If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?

[Mac#23]

You actually swallow gum

 

Are the calories for each food item lessened by the calories burned chewing them?

[jillar]

No the calories listed on the package are based on average chews per bite

 

Are kids who act in "R" rated movies allowed to watch them?

[Mac#23]

Yeah, when they turn 17

 

 

Can you lock yourself in your own car?

[jillar]

Yes, it's that little thingy at the top of the door panel. Push down on it and you lock yourself in 

 

Why do lizards like push ups so much?

[Mac#23]

Because they can't do sit ups

 

Why isn't rock music written about rocks?

[jillar]

For the same reason Blues music isn't about the color blue

 

What is another word for thesaurus?

[Mac#23]

Isn't that a dinosaur

 

Why do words that are spelled the same have different meanings?

[jillar]

To fruck with us....that's the only reason

 

 

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

[Mac#23]

Successfully almost failed

 

What do call a person who puts crash test dummies back together?

 

[jillar]

Oh that's the dummy doctor

 

Whats the difference between a present and a gift?

[Mac#23]

Depends on who the giver is

 

What difference between a breeze and light wind?

[jillar]

The letters

 

If parents say "don't take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

[Mac#23]

So parents can go nuts checking their kids candy

 

Why do we have Hallmark holidays?

[jillar]

That must be an Easy coast thing, we just have regular holidays

 

Can stupid be fixed?

[Mac#23]

It can't be fixed but it is fun to watch

 

Why do stupid people insist that the round peg goes in the square hole?

[jillar]

Because it will much sooner than a square peg going into a round hope

 

Why do people say don't be a chicken when it would be much worse to be an egg?

[Mac#23]

Can you be an egg, is that a thing

 

Can you overdose on Flintstone vitamins?

[jillar]

It's extremely rare but taking too many flinestone vitamins can cause excessive use of the words yabba dabba doo

 

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

[Mac#23]

Time limits up when you crack the cookie open

 

Who makes up the fortunes to put in the cookie?

[jillar]

The fortune cookie fortune teller does

 

How can I tell the difference between night and evening?