##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Mac#23]

It beats watching paint dry

 

Why do people ask stupid questions?

[jillar]

To occupy the time

 

Are my questions too smart for this game?

[Mac#23]

I'm sorry, were we playing a game

 

 

Do rap artists actually make any sense with their lyrics?

[jillar]

Yes that's why you never want to walk down a dark alley at night

 

What's the difference between a sleeveless shirt and a tank top?

[Mac#23]

The sleeveless shirt actually used to have sleeves

 

Why do dress shirts never stay tucked in?

[jillar]

Because they're supposed to be dresses thus the name dress

 

Is it ok to drink sodas on a coffee table?

 

[Mac#23]

Just as long as you put it on a soda coaster

 

 

 

What difference between the phrase tennis shoes and sneakers?

[notsmokinjo]

Nothing because they are both wrong...they are called runners!

 

Does the sun still rise in the east and set in the West in the Northern Hemisphere?..

 

I know ya dunnies rub backwards.

 

[Mac#23]

 

 

Yes until the earth orbits in the other direction

 

Why don't skunks stink themselves out?

[jillar]

They're closet smokers and lost their sense of smell

 

Are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?

[Mac#23]

It all depends if you're looking at the front or back end

 

Why are so many people social media stupid?

[jillar]

Because our world doesn't revolve around taking pics of our food...

 

Why do so many people post pics of their food to social media?

[Mac#23]

So when they get sober they can figure why they're sick

 

 

What do you do if you let go a smelly fart in a crowd?

[jillar]

Walk away..........fast!

 

Who decides what words are cuss words?

[Mac#23]

Those wimps who feel offended

 

Are people offended by dingleberries?

[jillar]

Not offended just grossed out

 

If I swallow a fly will I die?

[Mac#23]

Not bless it a zipper fly

 

 

Will a100 Lightning Bugs trapped in a jar make a neat strobe light?

[jillar]

Not as good as 101 lightning bugs would

 

When someone brings me something I don't want is it ok to say what's wrong with your garbage can?

[Mac#23]

Only if you're actually throwing it in the can in front of them

 

What do ants grow on the ant farm?

[jillar]

Ants...they grow more ants on their and farms

 

What's the difference between an ant farm and an ant hill?

 

 

[Mac#23]

You can walk away from the hill

 

Is a fee advertisement actually free at all?

[jillar]

If it says fee? No

 

why can't I say aluminum right the first time?

[notsmokinjo]

Because you are American and you can't say remember the correctly ....the word is pronounced al-you-mini-um...your welcome.

 

If a kg of water and a kg of wet cement way the same why doesn't a litre of water weigh the same as a litre of wet cement?

[jillar]

Umm it does.....

 

Do stairs go up or down?

[Mac#23]

Depends on which direction you're going

 

Why aren't highchairs called baby barstools?