##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[notsmokinjo]

Maybe you should try singing.

 

Why don't any plants I own live long?

[Sslip]

You haven't sufficient boogers on your fingers

 

Weeds are the only plants I can grow easily, why can't I learn to love them?

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

Use them for brownies like others do.

 

Why is a red sky at night a sailors delight?

[Sslip]

We have shepherds delight here. I guess its the beauty of the sunset reflected in a ewe's eyes as they settle in for a romantic evening.

 

Who'd have thought it?

[notsmokinjo]

Rodin's Thinker looks like he could have.

 

Why would someone in a Chinese resteraunt use the phrase "excuse me Chinese man" to get the waiters attention and think its ok ?

[Sslip]

Some prats shouldn't be let out unaccompanied

 

How joyful is mooning?

[notsmokinjo]

Chucking a brown eye always has its time and place.

 

How do clouds stay up?

[Sslip]

They're angels' marionettes

 

Why am I only just hearing about Neenish Tarts?

[notsmokinjo]

Shhh...I didn't realise they were a national secret I might loose me Straya card for spruiking them.

 

Why does Straya have such awsome food?

 

Edited March 15, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Sslip]

Because it's capital city Wellington is a glorious ethnic melting pot

 

Who let the dogs out?

[notsmokinjo]

Altona in the WSA C grade mens final 2016.

 

Why is ping pong not called pong ping?

[Sslip]

The Iglesias dynasty made it that way in 1932 in preparation for Enrique's song

 

How soon is now?

[notsmokinjo]

I think its here

 

How come sometimes there are 2 moons?

[despair not]

coz A holes often come in pairs.

 

why do fools fall in love

[notsmokinjo]

Because npone else would be stupid enough to.

 

Is anyone really born free?

[despair not]

depends on your medical cover

 

Where have all the flowers gone ?

[notsmokinjo]

Under the snow.

 

What time will we get to Phoenix?

[Sslip]

just before it rises from the ashes

 

who's got the keys?

[despair not]

Alicia

 

Why was there a hole in henrys bucket ?

[jillar]

To make it lighter to carry

 

Can you really "catch" some rays?

[Sslip]

You can but he tends to get pretty pissed about it

 

If laughter is contagious is there a vaccination?

[jillar]

Yes, its called in-laws

 

Is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

 

[Sslip]

Yes directly between aardvark and zebra, you can't miss it

 

what's the funky smell in my blender?

[jillar]

Jo's vegemite

 

Who stole first base?

[Sslip]

I did but got a slap for it

 

why is the saying working like a dog when my dog sleeps all day?