##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

Because it's snot a snot thing

 

 

Why is it ok to pick an eye booger in front of people but not a nose booger?

 

[notsmokinjo]

One is on the surface and a viable repugnance so picking it is a public service the other involves putting a finger in an orifice...something one should never do in public.  

 

Why do loud noise farts smell less than silent ones?

Edited August 6, 2020 by notsmokinjo

[Mac#23]

Ummm.... I want filtered water

 

Did the same person decide that spring water should also be charged for?

[jillar]

No. That would be a monopoly and prices would be much higher 

 

I heard meowing but my cats mouth wasn't moving. Does that mean she's a ventriloquist?

 

[Mac#23]

She's a Catriloquist

 

Does your cat have any people puppets?

[jillar]

Just me

 

Do all the letters on my keyboard mean it's out of tune?

[Mac#23]

Only if you're missing letters

 

Why is it called a computer mouse instead of the that moving pointer thing?

[jillar]

because its shorter

 

Why isn't a keyboard called cheese to go with the mouse?

[Mac#23]

Umm... you know the mouse isn't real right

 

How do I tell if my phone is smart or dumb?

[jillar]

Give it a SAT test

 

Why isn't the opposite of shut up shut down?

[Mac#23]

Because it will only confuse the clinically stupid

 

Isn't the phrase cost effective a little redundant?

[jillar]

No

 

How do you know if a person is stupid or just dumb?

[Mac#23]

You don't 

 

Is it spaghetti sauce or spaghetti gravy?

[jillar]

Depends on the color

 

What happens if you watch the same movie more than once?

[Mac#23]

You know the ending

 

Is there a difference between a chapel and a church?

[jillar]

The spelling

 

If you dig deep enough will you hit China?

[Mac#23]

No, but you will have a very big hole

 

If you are running fast enough can you run across water?

[jillar]

Sure you can, give it a try....

 

Can fish drown?

[Mac#23]

Sure if they happen to be swimming around in a litre of Jack Daniels

 

Why can't an ostrich fly even though it's classified as a bird?

[jillar]

They didn't get the memo

 

Why are farts called gas when they smell nothing like ethanol?

 

[Mac#23]

Methane is a gas as well

 

Does this bring us full circle back to crop dusting?

[jillar]

It would appear so

 

Do you think @notsmokinjo would have better luck with world domination if she offered nutella instead of vegemite?

 

 

[Mac#23]

If you never heard of either then Nutella because Vegemite sounds like a nasty little diseased insect

 

What's the real origin of the phrase motorboating?

[jillar]

A boat with a motor on it

 

Why don't dogs meow?

[Mac#23]

Because it goes against the bylaws in the animal union

 

Would the cats be able to sue the dogs for copyright infringement?