##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

We've already taught them all we know

 

Where can I get some magic beans?

[Mac#23]

Have you checked Diagon Alley

 

What do you expect to grow from the so called magic beans?

[jillar]

Duh, a bean stalk to climb and get the goose that pays the golden eggs

 

If brown eggs taste the same as white eggs then why have them?

[notsmokinjo]

Because variety is the spice of life. 

 

Why are there no blue vegetables?

[Mac#23]

There could be if you dyed them

 

Why does eggplant not taste like regular eggs?

[jillar]

No they get their name because they LAY eggs that plant themselves

 

How often should I fertilize artificial grass?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mac#23]

You could poop on it whenever you feel it is needed

 

Do they make artificial dirt to plant the grass in?

 

[jillar]

Yes, complete with artificial worms to aerate it

 

How can you tell if your refrigerator light turns off when you close the door?

 

 

[Mac#23]

Get inside and close the door

 

What's creepier, clowns or jesters?

[jillar]

Clowns, you never ever hear someone say thereafter of jesters

 

Why aren't clowns called jesters?

[Mac#23]

Because they dress differently

 

Are there clothing prerequisites that you must go by to be a clown?

[jillar]

Just that you have to wear REALLY big shoes

 

How do bankruptcy attorneys make any money?

[Mac#23]

They get pre-paid in advance

 

Do some lawyers actually chase ambulances?

[jillar]

I seen one the other day  

 

 

How do I know if I'm taking too many steps a day?

[Mac#23]

When you can't take another step

 

What would it be like if you had to physically count all your steps for each day?

[jillar]

It would suck

 

If Siri hears me talking to Alexa what kind of trouble should I expect?

[Mac#23]

Be careful, I hear Siri is a little vindictive

 

 Does Alexa ever use foul language when frustrated with human stupidity?

[jillar]

Not yet with me but I don't use her so............

 

 

If I back my car in the driveway will I sleep better at night?

[Mac#23]

All I got is this....

 

Do rappers understand what each other are saying?

[jillar]

They don't understand what THEY are saying so how would they understand another rapper?

 

Why do you fast for a blood test but there's nothing fast about it?

 

 

[Mac#23]

FAST ..(freaking annoying stupid test)

 

Do you think it might be ok to drink a 12 pack the night before blood test?

[jillar]

I hope so because I'm on my second beer

 

How do those singers get in and out of my receiver without me seeing them?

[Mac#23]

Duh ....the radio elves zap them in and out

 

Why do they always sing the song I've been dying to hear right as I'm getting out of my car?

[jillar]

To leave us wanting.......

 

Why is one sneeze never enough?

[Mac#23]

Because you have to get all the boogers out

 

Why is it you still have to sneeze even after blowing your nose?