##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

Small, medium and large. Extra sizes upon request..

 

How can something that's impossible become possible?

[Mac#23]

Because everything is possible

 

Do you think it's smart to forward junk email to your friends?

[jillar]

Sure, if you don't want friends anymore

 

Why is it called an UNIDENTIFIED flying object when we've IDENTIFIED its a flying object?

[Mac#23]

Because it creates intrigue

 

Why do they call them a shadowbox?

[jillar]

Because of all the boxing shadows, duh...

 

What's the current exchange rate on a sand dollar?

[Mac#23]

.25 sand cents on the sand dollar

 

Why is your collection of clothes called your wardrobe?

[jillar]

You must be mistaken my collection of clothes are called clothes

 

 

If I bite my tongue how will you understand what I'm saying?

 

[Mac#23]

I speak babble

 

How does breakfast describe the first meal of the day?

[notsmokinjo]

Um cos ya breaking your overnight fast...don't they splain that in peimary school where you live?

 

If tea is a drink why do we eat it every night?

 

 

[jillar]

If your tea is solid enough to eat, it's not tea...

 

why do Aussies eat their tea instead of drink it like normal people do?

 

 

[Mac#23]

Who the hell knows.....lol.

 

If a tree falls in the woods does anyone really care?

[jillar]

Just the people under it

 

How do you get a ship out of a bottle?

[Mac#23]

Duh..break the bottle

 

How does someone build a ship in a bottle anyway?

[jillar]

You put a bottle in the lake and wait for a ship to sail into it

 

Why is a tie so demanding? 

[Mac#23]

Because they're all tied in knots

 

Is a neck tie or a bow tie considered a formal tie?

[jillar]

All ties are considered formal

 

Do kangaroos carry money in their pouches?

[Mac#23]

Well, what else would they carry in there

 

Do ghosts crop dust their haunting grounds?

[jillar]

Not that I've smelled

 

Would all my practice scooping litter boxes make me a good gold miner?

[Mac#23]

Nope, but you can always get a job cleaning children's sandboxes

 

What's the difference between your house robe and a judge's robe?

[jillar]

The bodies that are in them

 

How can I tell if my houseplants understand english?

[Mac#23]

Easy, they have died yet

 

Why are cactus plants so hard to kill?

[jillar]

You can't get close enough to kill them

 

If I move to another state will the sun still set in the west?

 

[Mac#23]

I guess it depends on which way your facing

 

Which direction does the moon set in?

[jillar]

It sets right down next to the sun 

 

What happens if I use my salad fork for my entree?

 

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

Nothing if ya salad is ya entree but if it's ya main...there will be tsk-ing from the snobs.

 

Why do s o many tea cups have flowers on them?