##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Mac#23]

Poor self esteem or prestige

 

 

Why is it that when people run errands they aren't actually running?

[Mac#23]

Double posted by accident...lol

Edited July 21, 2020 by Mac#23

[jillar]

It makes them feel more productive

 

If I can't think of a stupid question does that mean I can't play anymore?

 

 

[Mac#23]

Check out Facebook I'm sure you can come up with something

 

Why doesn't anyone on social media ever have a complete of their own?

[jillar]

Huh?

 

If I sign up for Facebook do I have to post pics of the food I'm eating?

[Mac#23]

Nope, just take in all the mind numbing stupidity

 

How do moles see where there going since they're gone?

 

[jillar]

Again I must say huh?!

 

Is bow pronounced bow or bow?

[Mac#23]

Just and a L and it's bowl

 

If the sport is called Bowling why does it not include bowls instead of balls?

[jillar]

It was a typo that caught on too quick to fix

 

Why do spiders need so many legs?

 

 

[Mac#23]

They balance better when shit faced

 

Why do they call being drunk shit faced?

[jillar]

It was named after the guy who got drunk and tell face first into a pile of shit. No one to this day knows who's shit it was.......

 

If I swallow a pregnant bug will the babies be born in me?

[beazel]

We'll know in 9 months

 

Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside?

[jillar]

In case they get the shit scared out of them, they'll have a clean pair of underwear that way

 

How do Barbie and Ken have sex?

[beazel]

I asked my Barbie, but she's not talking

 

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

[Mac#23]

He didn't see them

 

What was the reason behind naming the beverage Soda pop?

[jillar]

Get yourself a two liter bottle of coke, a pack of mentos and then drop a mento in the coke and you'll see why

 

 

Why aren't guitar strings called guitar wires?

 

[Mac#23]

Because guitar wires sounded silly

 

Why is it called a PBJ sandwich and JPB?

[jillar]

Majority rules

 

 Do people really say pb&j or just yuppies?

[beazel]

Yup

 

What does cheese say when it gets it's picture taken?

[jillar]

It says cheese too

 

What's the difference between trash and garbage?

 

 

[Mac#23]

Because white trash makes sense but white garbage does not.

 

What's the difference between strippers and Burlesque dancers?

[jillar]

The nipple tassels

 

If evolution is true why do we still have apes?

[Mac#23]

So the apes will have goals of what they could become

 

How do birds know which direction to go when they migrate?

[jillar]

They follow each other

 

 

Where does an electric eel plug in?

[Mac#23]

At any of the eel-lectric stations

 

How penguins get fitted for their tuxedos?