##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[notsmokinjo]

Because people think Boobies are stupid, which I take personal often at cos I'm such a boob.

 

How on earth was s fence supposed to keep rabbits out, would they just burrow under it?

Edited July 17, 2020 by notsmokinjo

[Mac#23]

Don't keep anything that rabbits want behind the fence

 

Why is going up stairs considered climbing?

[jillar]

For the same reason going up a wall is

 

 

During the apocalypse, would it be better to live on your own or in a community?

 

[notsmokinjo]

In a community you would have a source of protein.

 

In the apocalypse, who's mowing the lawn and weeding the roads? 

[jillar]

The kids do 

 

 

Do penguins have knees?

 

 

 

[Mac#23]

Just their weenies

 

Why are condoms called rain coats?.......lol

[jillar]

I wasn't aware that they were seeing as there's so many holes in a raincoat

 

Why does autocorrect keep putting words in my mouth?

 

 

 

 

[Mac#23]

Close your mouth next time

 

How can people even consider eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?

[jillar]

I know right, turkey nuts are way better

 

What was the first person who milked a cow trying to do?

[Mac#23]

I don't know but the sheep turned him down

 

Why is water tasteless?

[jillar]

So you don't confuse it with flavored drinks

 

What does it mean if my cat went mew instead of meow?

[Mac#23]

It means he just crop dusted you

 

Why do cats always land on their feet

[jillar]

Because it would hurt to land on their back

 

How do we really know that Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

[Mac#23]

Because he craps yolk

 

Was Little Oral Annie really a porn star or a dental hygienist?

[jillar]

Get your mind out of the gutter, she was a porn star.

 

Are our belly buttons where they blew us up?

 

 

[Mac#23]

No, it's the dipstick to check the flu

 

Why do they call them dipsticks anyway?

[jillar]

They're named after the person using it

 

When ads say get it before time runs out when exactly does time run out?

 

 

[Mac#23]

Time runs out the second you place your order

 

If you don't have a smart TV,  is your TV stupid?

[jillar]

Not quite stupid, more like slow

 

Why does cussing when we hurt ourselves make us feel better?

[Mac#23]

Because there is no one else to directly blame for said accident

 

Why are garbage cans sometimes called garbage pails?

[jillar]

That's just a rumor, they're always called garbage cans

 

Where's the worst place to have an itch?

[Mac#23]

The place you can't reach

 

Why can't all birds fly?

[jillar]

Those ones suffer from low self esteem and don't put out the effort to

 

What are we suppose to shine when we rise?

 

 

[Mac#23]

It's a moonshine reference. Stoners wake and bake while southern folks rise and shine

 

What's with the phrase stupid mistake. Aren't all mistakes stupid?

[jillar]

No some are just dumb

 

Why do people want to shorten long names but lengthen short names?