##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Sslip]

You want to know that, go check with Arthur.

 

When pigs evolve to fly will we have to come up with another saying?

[notsmokinjo]

Yeah, nah just add the amendum... Backwards over France. (Flying backwards should involve further evolution, emus still can't walk backwards)

 

Will I need to armour to ask Arthur?

[Sslip]

Only if you're worried about arthur going mad and going criss cross, criss cross, criss cross at you with a pizza cutter.

 

Why is the middle of australia empty?

[notsmokinjo]

Because it is required for our world domination.

 

Trust someone who's serious about pizza to plot against me.

 

Will the younguns make me catch tomorrer cos its gunna be 31degC?????

[Sslip]

Remember who the boss of you is! That's right Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth and she wants you to catch.

 

If laughter is the best medicine why did Tommy Cooper die?

[notsmokinjo]

cos life is a terminal std.

 

She ain't my boss I voted for the flipping republic.

 

If animals could talk would you want ya pets to meet ya friends?

 

Edited March 2, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Sslip]

Hell no, the lizard would speak with a forked tongue.

 

And as for the cat, the self obsessed SOBs would allow friends if they could speak!

 

If life is a rollercoaster when do I get to do loop the loop?

[notsmokinjo]

When you deserve it.

 

Is semi fredo just what ya call it when ya have a dodgey fridge?

[jillar]

Yes if you're trying to fool the person eating the melted dessert

Why do refrigerators run?

 

Edited March 8, 2018 by jillar

[Sslip]

If they strolled they'd simply be chillers

 

Which fool dropped the ball?

[notsmokinjo]

Dunno but I think he played for the cats. ?

 

Why don't the sticks appreciate our contributions to the babes thread?

Edited March 14, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Sslip]

Cheap shot ...

 

So cheap in fact you forgot to ask a stupid question.

 

Who do you think you are?

[notsmokinjo]

Who I think I am and who you think I am is really only relative to our perceptions and internal core values.

 

No a cheap shot would a been, must a been a cat when he stopped to pick up his handbag. ?

 

I repeat, why don't the sticks appreciate our contributions to the babes thread?  .. But yes I did edit it while you were typin yours.

[Sslip]

insecure or just because get your own bloody topic ladies!

 

When will we ever get to tomorrow?

[notsmokinjo]

Tomorrows kinda muggy an overcast 

 

Why are bananas bent?

Edited March 15, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Sslip]

Some more than others? That's just how life goes.

 

Why are carrots orange?

[notsmokinjo]

Cos they'd look weird if they were blue.

 

Why does victory give you a high?

[jillar]

Because I'm out of pot

 

Why are the sticks so insecure about the babe thread? (Lol)

[Sslip]

We just like to be centre of attention and we're equally gorgeous, just more humble.

 

Do you think Fluffy buys purple carrots?

[notsmokinjo]

Of course not, she grows them.

 

Do you think I should get take out tonight?

[Sslip]

Yes if the sky is blue

 

Pizza?

[notsmokinjo]

Might get roast...yes we have a takeaway roast shop...but I feel like a kebab.

 

Do you feel let down by your brethren? 

[Sslip]

oh roast or kebab ... now i'm hungry. must go to bed before I put on another 3 lbs.

 

Sorry was there a stupid question in there somewhere?

[notsmokinjo]

Yes carrying a whole gender would make one tired, though ya probably just lost 10kg with all the weight lifting you did.

 

Why is a top when it spins?

[jillar]

Because the inventor took too much acid 

 

Why should I keep talking to my plants when they won't talk to me?